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Obama Asks Betty White To Release Long Form Birth Certificate

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

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Fidel Castro wants a robot to be US President

It’s true!

“Isn’t the worst part that there isn’t even a robot in the White House who could run the U.S. and prevent a war that would end our species?” Castro asked in his column.

Castro then argued that 90 percent of Americans would vote for the robot over any current candidate.

Obama papercraft Robot

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 11, 2012 at 4:55 pm

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Drain Clogs – 01-06-2012

Adam Zyglis

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm

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Sarah Palin breaks hearts and minds on FreeRepublic.com

If you’re like me, you know the best thing about the Grifting Quitter’s big announcement is the exploding heads from the die hard true believers. And no place has a bigger, badder, crazier concentration than FreeRepublic.com. Come join us as we watch the fun!

First up is se_ohio_young_conservative, who was one of the Palin or bust fanatics, who launched a big thread about being betrayed:

“Sarah Palin is a total coward with no guts *my apology*”

I would like to apologize for all of the vanity messages over the years. I apologize for trying to defend and support a person who now appears to have no heart and no courage. I apologize to those who have supported other candidates. I apologize for any attacks on those in the Republican party who didn’t support her.

I have to painfully admit that I was wrong on everything since 2008.

If this is what this woman is really all about, I wouldn’t even hire her to run an ice cream shop. She is not our side and we need to make sure that she knows that in the future. Lets forget all of this (since 2008) ever happened and move on and work together with people who really have a heart and want to save our country.

But, less than two weeks ago, se_ohio_young_conservative was saying…

Why Palin needs to run

Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 12:21:12 PM by se_ohio_young_conservative

1. Regular people will see how the media treated her, how they defeated her and be discouraged from ever running for local, state and national office. Especially conservative females. If she doesn’t run, that sends the signal of defeat to the country and victory for the MSM. Think about it. How many young conservative women in this country would look at what has happened to Sarah Palin and decide that it wouldnt be worth it to enter politics. The same goes for conservative men like myself who come from small towns and non rich families.

2. She is the only person I see on the national stage who I believe has the guts to dismantle Obama’s policies like Obamacare piece by piece until it is gone.

3. There is no one who has a connection to Middle America like Sarah Palin. We look down the row of candidates and I see nobody that midwesterners and southerners can relate to. That is very important. Our elections are always decided in the midwest and southern border states.

4. Lisa Murkowski and other anti Palin idiots from Alaska will celebrate if she doesnt run. job well done.

His rant against Sarah is yanked, but not before he was piled on by Freepers:

To: se_ohio_young_conservative

You Are An IDIOT!

26 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 4:52:20 PM by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)

To: se_ohio_young_conservative

I would like to apologize for all of the vanity messages over the years…

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And yet here you are with yet another whiny cry-baby vanity.

What will all the vanities about your mother dying and all. And now this traumatic devasting news….

You’re not gonna kill yourself or nothing are ya?

28 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 3:52:38 PM by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)

To: se_ohio_young_conservative

u
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an
idiot.

65 posted on Wed Oct 5 16:01:55 2011 by nhwingut (Palin ’12… Accept No Other)
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jonrick46 wins the prize for Vice President hope

To: se_ohio_young_conservative

You may want to look at the silver lining in all of this. Sarah Palins performance in the up coming months will play an important role in getting a Republican majority elected in the U.S. Senate. How could she do it as a Presidental candidate?

Sarah Palins performance in the up coming months will play an important role in extending the Republican majority in the Congress. Now she can focus on that effort.

Sarah’s position at Fox gives her an important advantage in putting out the conservative message. She will take on the DemonRAT spin, the DemonRAT deception and the DemonRAT DemonRAT play book. She will be our bomb thrower to weaken the enemy before the main team, our Presidential Candidate, advances their effort on the playing field.

Sarah will electrofy the electorate for conservative, common sense candates. The DemonRAT opposing candidates will look like fools when Sarah attracts huge crowds for Republican candidates. The money from the average citizen will be a money bomb for everyone she supports. That will weaken the enemy fueled by union campaign war chests.

Finally, do not count Sarah out as the Vice Presidential candidate. Eight years as Vice President transforms to eight years as the first woman President of the United States. Sixteen years in such a position of power will transform this nation and the world suffering from the cancer of Progressivism (which we call Marxist Communism). Sixteen years with Sarah Palin’s leadership will put America once again as that Shining City on the Hill—that beacon for all mankind to the principle of Liberty.

143 posted on Wed Oct 5 16:26:18 2011 by jonrick46 (2012 can’t come soon enough.)

To: se_ohio_young_conservative

You really need to get off freerepublic and work on yourself. You’ve posted about a thousand vanities supporting her, and now you say she “can’t run an icecream shop”. I’m not for banning people easily, but considering your inane vanities you’ve posted over the years, and your total meltdown today, you really need to go. Go see a psychologist. You have problems.

16 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 3:50:16 PM by teg_76
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Crazed Palin booster The Wizard posts a long screed about his broken heart…

***Who Needs A Knife: Stabbed In The Back By Someone We Loved***
Stardate: 1110.5

Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:44:05 PM by The Wizard

Those of you who read me know how I feel about Sarah Palin….just look at my tag line…..and I will write her name in in November, and keep my word that I will vote fro her….

But if she does not undo this incredible mistake, and quickly, she will supply all the media and all her detractors with what they will call “Proof” that every rotten thing they said about her was true…..

And what a way to thank Steve Bannon for his film and DVD….on the day it comes out to most stores, she gets out, braking millions of little people hearts and killing the sales of all those DVD, which will now be in the $1 bin in a month, if it takes that long…..actually I wouldn’t be surprised to see Walmart cancel the order.

Book sales, TV shows, etc. they have all been thrown away….oh it might take a little while, but you can see it disappearing as we speak…..

Sarah talked to Mark Levin about security for her family….does she think they will be safer now that she’s invisible? Her son went to war and risked his life, and we know only too well that she is risking her life and the lives of her family, but the only way to fight that is to shine a light on it…….

I believe tremendous numbers of Americans would surround them and her home to protect the kids….and her…..

She needed to be in the debates, and in the media every day possible, WIN OR LOSE, it doesn’t matter, she had such strength that she could command coverage for the right things…..she has thrown all that away…

To my wonderful Freeper friends here, how long do you really think she will be a power now without the possibility of becoming President….the crowds will leave because they feel betrayed….I’ve been through this with Perot…..we worked hard and did what we could because we wanted a real person in the White House, and then he punked out and there was nothing left but the illusion of a compaign.

Sarah needs to retract this, blame it on all of us who are crying tonight, but if she gets out, she will no longer be a force.

No Offense Angel, but you owe it to us to even lose your life in the pursuit of America, many others have and will, but you are the chosen one, and you need to get right in the middle of this and take bambi and his socialism down.

The Wizard is a true believer in Palin, but is betrayed and hurt.

To: Blue Turtle

She will be on the record with Greta tonight and for the first time I WILL NOT be watching….betrayed is not the word that is strong enough for me, I was ready to help, I was ready to give, and I will NOT be running over to Walmart now for the DVD, which I went to get at 5am this morning….glad I didn’t get it.

103 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:52:55 PM by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)

For more information on The Wizard, be sure to check out his awesome website and TV show!

Sarah Barracuda is still in love

To: Tuxedo

She didnt deserve all of the hell she has gotten..from BOTH sides..both sides have treated her like crap and for what, after all, what horrible thing has she ever done..nothing..she is a beautiful human being who only has wanted to help people and this is how she gets treated. I dont blame her at all for not wanting to run, she has had enough of this crap and she will probably endorse Cain who I am happy with. Maybe if some on the GOP want to know why she chose not to run they should look in the mirror..there is only so much a human being can take

153 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:42:30 PM by Sarah Barracuda
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MestaMachine wins the award for Most Delusional Thinking, with this post:

To: quesney

Shadow Wars, my friend. We are seeing the battlelines being drawn and pretend we don’t. This has nothing to do with who is president and a LOT more to do with who controls the presidency…and it hasn’t been We the People for an awfully long time.
Each and every one of us has a duty to stand up against this. One person cannot do it. Sarah has chosen to fight on THEIR turf, not from inside an imaginary bubble called the presidency. She has more guts than anyone has given her credit for.
Does anyone here REALLY believe that obama controls ANYTHING? He’s so frikking stupid he can’t remember what year it is.
Look around you. The left has total control. If that control thinks it will LOSE control, they will begin a scorched earth. That is what we are looking at. That is what Sarah sees. Her entrance into this race would have triggered that. Are you people so blind that you can’t see what is going on?
We need to become an army or yes, we die.

42 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 4:31:28 AM by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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wardaddy is back to stab the Palin Fans in the back after years of being stabbed in the back. Basically, FR eats their own 24/7/356

To: LibLieSlayer; wtc911; don-o
You just can’t help yourself can you?

neither could you guys and some of you are still at it

the behavior of the Palin zot patrols here will not be forgotten by me

it dwarfed what you guys liked to call Pissant and Rabs PDS brigade..which slowed to a trickle after Piss’s zot

Palin has been a huge disappointment…incredible…the planets had aligned for her and in my estimation (not wtc’s) we needed her…bad…a social conservative.

and she drags it out to the end and just announces like she did?..some feeble opt out?

and we are just aren’t gonna talk about it and now treat her like Elder Stateswoman?

bullcrap

She finked out.

And her Zot posse goons here should shut up.

Months of zot pack hunts on anyone ..even supporters like me…who questioned any little utterance she had or why she was dragging out announcing?

and now we will just be good little campers and let you guys have your cry and not criticize what the hell was she thinking like no biggie?

not on your life hoss…

any of that pack want to unleash the zot now?

decent posters got zotted…and for what.

those who had a part in that should hide their heads in shame here..jerks…and many of them have exhibited that behavior before on other issues…it’s how they post here and they wrapped around Sarah…even a number of Giuliani/Wideawakes freeper exiles.

Now splain that to me Lucy…making the switch from Giuliani to Palin.

There are plenty of reasonable Sarah supporters here but there are some who are the ugliest posters I’ve seen in 11 years
115 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 10:36:35 AM by wardaddy (I wish palin would run…..she can win strike that now obviously)
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Gargantua gives us the final eulogy of this Wingnut Web…

To: pgyanke
You are 100% correct, and past tense “Mattered” is also appropos. Her amazing popularity was due, the majority of it, to the hope that she would do for America what she did for Alaska. That was always her unspoken promise in the hearts and minds of millions upon millions of sincere, hard working, God fearing American patriots.

I still don’t understand how you can one minute say how you honor our troops for their willingness to sacrifice all for our country, and then in the next minute, turn your back on that same country as it cries out for your leadership in its hour of life-or-death need.

I’m dangerously close to despising her for her gutless decision, and for ripping the beating heart out of the country I love. She has really pissed me off, and she may well have destroyed our chance of winning in 2012.

It’s going to take an energized base to beat Obama, Acorn, SEIU, Soros, etc. I just don’t see anyone among the current field that conservatives can get excited about.

“Buck up or stay in the truck!”

“If you can’t ride two horses at once, you probably shouldn’t join the circus.”

“Don’t retreat… RELOAD!”

What a bad, sad joke.
50 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 11:02:30 AM by Gargantua (President Palin isn’t coming, and she’s brought America down with her…)
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And finally, go ninja! Go ninja! Go go go go go!

To: grey_whiskers

Palin has always won, and the reason for that is she only enters if she is reasonably sure she can win. When Cain was in the lower pack, and Perry was up, she probably thought it was possible for her to win and was waiting to see how it worked out.

However with the rise of Cain, she knew that she would only divide the conservative votes between Cain and herself. That would have delivered the nomination to Romney.

So, that is probably part of her decision not to run for President.

The other reason is, if you read her missive carefully, she was concerned about threats to her and her family’s life. She referred to “innocence” of “childhood” lost. I read that as her being afraid her kids would lose their Mom and /or Dad to an assassination.

Perot had a nighttime visit of “ninjas” that made him decide to back out for the sake of his grand children. This seems to be the rule rather than the exception for those challenging the status quo. Sarah couldn’t even get that author creep from living next door. That implies a lack of control of her security and environment. It was intended to intimidate her and her family.

Cain essentially offered to be a VP a few days ago, and that may have been an overture to Palin. Perhaps she could return the favor with Cain and be well positioned for the next election. A Veep is not as much of a target as a President.

There is also the fat ugly cow and misogynous male votes that Palin seemed to never be able to win over. Kelda points out that Thatcher and Hillary are not very sexually attractive types.

124 posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:04:10 PM by helpfulresearcher (Palin and Cain – Courageous leaders who can actually fire people and prosecute corruption!)
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Remember, with all the Shadow Wars and ninjas out there, be careful! Until next time….

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - October 6, 2011 at 3:11 pm

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Obama Killed Seal Team 6 – FreeRepublic.com

Oh, you knew this crap was coming. Up first is a conspiracy theory so nice, the guy posted it 22 times! Thrill as Obama invents Seal Team 6 out of midair, and then murders these fake people who don’t exist and totally didn’t kill Osama




And to show “Obama murdering Seal Team 6″ isn’t just a lone nut, these are but a small sample of posts:




And we’ll dance a jig until next conspiracy! Huzzah!

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - August 8, 2011 at 1:23 pm

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The Statue of Liberty is UnAmerican!

Yes, Right Wing Nuts are actually saying this! Oklahoma City-based pastor John Benefiel, the head of the Heartland Apostlic Prayer Network and friend of Texas governor Rick Perry (who is also going to Perry’s big Day of Prayer event)

Libertas is also called the Freedom Goddess, Lady Freedom, the Goddess of Liberty. You know there’s a statue in New York harbor called the Statue of Liberty. You know where we got it from? French Free Masons. Listen folks that is an idol, a demonic idol, right there in New York harbor. People say, ‘well no it’s patriotic.’ What makes it patriotic? Why is it? It’s a statue of a false goddess, the Queen of Heaven. We don’t get liberty from a false goddess folks, we get our liberty from Jesus Christ.

Source: RightWingWatch via MotherJones

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - July 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

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The Gabrielle Giffords shooting was all a giant conspiracy!

Did you know the shooting of Rep Gabrielle Giffords and others was all a fake government conspiracy done by actors? Because according to some nutballs, it is. And the supporters are now harassing survivors of the attack!


Such obviously fantastic claims would usually not merit the attention of law enforcement, but they have in this instance because some believers have been confronting, and alarming, some of the people associated with the case in recent weeks.

Manuel J. Johnson, a spokesman for the F.B.I., said the bureau was aware of the site, but he declined to say whether an investigation was under way. One shooting victim said he notified the F.B.I. recently after two men showed up at his Tucson home claiming to be investigators and saying they were trying to determine whether the shooting was a hoax.

“They tried to get into my home,” said the victim, who asked that he not be identified because it might attract more such visitors. “They wanted to know if I had any pictures. They said they didn’t believe the event took place.”

The victim said that when he pressed the visitors for identification, one of them presented a business card that listed the Texas conspiracy site, which describes the shooting as an exercise conducted by the Department of Homeland Security. Other people connected to the case, including hospital personnel, victims’ relatives and possible trial witnesses, have received similar visits or seen their images on the Web site, officials said.

The site, which solicits donations from visitors to help with its “investigation,” shows pictures of people who appeared on television after the shooting — including the suspect, Jared L. Loughner — and claims they resemble photographs of Tucson-area actors found on the Internet.

“We are only trying to uncover the truth and give the information to the Citizens,” the site says. “We would love nothing more than to debunk our own theory.”

Ed Chiarini, who runs the site, identifies himself as an inventor and Web entrepreneur. He could not be reached for comment.

Ed Chiarini is this guy

And here is an example story

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - May 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm

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Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

As news of Osama bin Laden’s death reached the world, all of Twitter became a long-running late night talk show monologue as we waited for Obama’s speech officially announcing it. But there are those with no sense of humor, no jaded sarcasm as the world changes around them. They are bitter, they are crazy, and they know that Kenyan Muslim is pulling the wool over their eyes! We go now to Resisnet.com/PatriotActionNetwork…

First reply, also LOL at Obama’s real name being Tim

You raise a valid point with the naming of Tim Osman

Only nine layers? I’ll pass…

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - May 2, 2011 at 3:09 pm

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Obama releases Birth Certificate, Wingnuts unimpressed

Obama surrendered to the right once again and released his long-form birth certificate to try to quiet the insane birthers. Because Obama underestimates the insane racism of his opponents, this release matters 0.0000%, as no one ever will be convinced if they think he’s a foreign born Muslim commie Kenyan alien robot. Dissenters fall into two camps, one that is convinced this one is fake and is going to insane lengths to prove it, and the one that doesn’t care because they’re following an incorrect definition of “Natural born citizen.” Though this does make the Republicans look even more loony, so maybe this was a shrewd move.

A sample response:

Also, this has prompted death threats from at least one poster on PatriotActionNetwork.com (formerly Resistnet.com):

Despite their name change, we can always expect quality death threats against the president from Resistnet— I mean, PatriotActionNetwork!

more reactions below the fold.
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Posted by Tars Tarkas - April 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm

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Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!

It’s true, just look at these scars!
Obama Scars
There can only be one explanation for this! No, not hair parting…BRAIN SURGERY SCARS!! And what was Barack Obama getting brain surgery on? Well, because he won’t let us dig deep into his private medical records, we can only assume that after Barack Obama was born, his brain was removed and replaced with the freshly killed brain of his secret father, Malcolm X, and now Malcolm X lives again as President of the United States of America!! It’s so crazy, it can only be true!

Obama Scars

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - April 13, 2011 at 3:16 pm

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