Drain Clogs – One Ding-a-ling to Rule Them All Edition…
- Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill (R, of course!) thinks the Bible says we should give teachers crappy pay. He doesn’t think that about Alabama State Senators, as he voted for his own 67% salary increase. Like Jesus would do.
- A 14-year-old home schooled girl asked the Maryland state lawmakers to ban same-sex marriage for her birthday. Then her mom showed up in the ThinkProgress comments and began yelling at everyone
- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus compared President Obama to the captain of the crashed Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia, the guy who ran off and abandoned people to die. The comment was so bad, even Michael Steele was shocked!
- In other Eliminationist news, Michael Reagan called liberals termites “eating away at the foundations” of America.
- War Criminal US Representative Allen West (R, of course!) says Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and the chairman of the Democrat National Committee [Debbie Wasserman-Schultz] need to “get the hell out of the United States of America.”
- Florida State Representative Rachel Burgin (R, of course!) forgot to remove the ALEC (American Legislative Exchange Council) boilerplate from the pre-written legislation they sent her to submit! But only a fool would think she was bought and sold by these goons.
- Pity the poor Koch Brothers…
- When Is White History Month dot Tumblr
- Things are getting stupid all over…
A new requirement enacted in North Dakota mandates that the health education provided in the state include information on the benefits of abstinence “until and within marriage.”
- Iowa US Senator Chuck Grassley (R, or course!) goes nuts on the Senate floor over Obama’s recess appointments.
- North Carolina State Representative Larry Pittman (R, of course!) says we need to bring back public hangings, starting with abortion providers.
- Info about all of Mitt Romney’s offshore accounts
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R, of course!) said “The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South,” while referring to a gay marriage initiative, causing much criticism.
- This is an actual shirt:
- China made their own bootleg Ford F-150
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #politicians, #pundits Tags: abortion, Abstinence doesn't work, Alabama, ALEC, Allen West, Chris Christie, Chuck Grassley, education, Florida, home schooled, Iowa, Jesus, Koch Brothers, Larry Pittman, Maryland, Michael Reagan, Michael Steele, Mitt Romney, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Rachel Burgin, Reince Priebus, secret homosexual agenda, Shadrack McGill, Terrence Nowicki Jr, Wingnut Wear
Drain Clogs – Women killed the Mammoths Edition
- Conservatives have turned to murder and mutilation of cats in order to threaten Democrats:
NSFW for Dead Cat Photo - These gun target signs put up on the doors of Missouri Democrats are totally peaceful surveyor symbols and not a threat the FBI should deal with!
- And another conservative calls for murdering the President to save Israel…
- Here’s some crazy from reddit:
- Hollywood bigwigs have become giant babies because they were unsuccessful in buying Obama over SOPA/PIPA.
- Apple doesn’t manufacture iPhones in the US because of our pesky anti-slavery laws.
- Self-Deport!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #elections Tags: 2012, Apple, Immigration, Israel, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Obama, PIPA, Reddit, SOPA, Teabaggers, Terrence Nowicki Jr
Drain Clogs
- Newt Gingrich believes in socialism of his penis, but his then-wife was not impressed.
- Lamar Smith and the MPAA are giant babies, but the SOPA and PIPA protest had an effect as supporters flee the bill like Italian cruise line captains flee their stranded vessels.
- Megaupload has been shut down by the FBI, despite the business and company heads not being American. And the day after the SOPA protests.
- Obama has 273K less government employees than Reagan had, somehow is still a big government commie socialist unlike St. Reagan the Sinless.
- Farm Animals get 80% of the antibiotics sold in the US. And if you think that isn’t a problem, you’re part of the problem!
- Reason to Hate Wall Street of the Day.
- Rick Santorum actually won Iowa, is still awful. Remember, Republicans are totally “transparent” on voting but can’t even get this right.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #elections Tags: antibiotics, big agriculture, Iowa, Lamar Smith, Megaupload, MPAA, Newt Gingrich, Obama, Rick Santorum, Ronald Reagan, SOPA, Tom the Dancing Bug
Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012
- US Coast Guard to escort grain ship as the military is now being used against striking workers. This is the first time since 1970 and Nixon ordered troops during the postal strike. Between that and the indefinite detention, it’s a proud time to be an American!
- Conservative Huttese Gangster Rush Limbaugh defended attacks against Mitt Romney in regards to Bain Capital, but failed to mention that Bain Capital owns Clear Channel Media, and thus is paying Limbaugh $400 million
- The New York Times – Should we check facts occasionally? They’re seriously asking people that, instead of going “Of course we should, we apologize for sucking so much the past 25 years!”
- It turns out having a sign by your pool saying “Whites Only” IS racist!
- SOPA author Lamar Smith steals images
- Don’t like the service of your waitstaff? If you’re a rich bastard like John Castle, just break their finger and call them a schmuck!
- Angry people tweet Michelle Obama
- Cartoon of the Day:
I can never read this guy’s name…
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #military Tags: 2012, Bain Capital, Florida, John Castle, Lamar Smith, Michelle Obama, military budget, Mitt Romney, New York Times, not racist, Obama, Rush Limbaugh
Drain Clogs – 01-06-2012
- The party never stops, even when you take a break!
- Politisink salutes Rick Santorum, and hopes the Santorum rises all over the Republican electorate!
- South Carolina State Representative Thad Viers – currently running for Congress – has been arrested for harassing a woman who dumped him. He also has a prior record of leaving threatening answering machine messages on his ex-wife’s boyfriend’s machine. Thad Viers has been called a rising star and was one of the NRCC’s “On The Radar” candidates. He’s now dropped out.
- Another pro-lifer commits violence, setting fire to an abortion clinic. Extra bonus because the guy was a homeless alcoholic who spent all his time protesting that clinic.
- The New Hampshire GOP ave decided they want to take the crown of “Craziest GOP State” from those upstarts in Wisconsin, Utah, and Michigan. Not only has the legislature effectively terminated state education, but now they want to base all laws on the Magna Carta.
- Birther Queen Reverend Dr. Pastor Orly Taitz, Ph.D. Esq. T.E. has won a victory! The victory being not having her case immediately thrown out like almost every other time. So she gets a few weeks to be happy before her case is thrown out.
- Does Abstinence Only education created a generation of bullies?
- The FBI is going after Mitt Romney’s old company, Bain Capital
- A woman damaged a $30 million painting with her butt
- Sadly, Obama never went to Mars.
- Blame Canada and Big Oil for the US carbon emissions standards being trashed.
- Offered without comment (click for big):
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Source - Every time I hear about Sovereign Citizens, they’re going to jail for something horrible.
- Wyoming State Representative Bob Nicholas (GOP, of course!) beat his mentally disabled son outside a restaurant in Florida. Charges were dropped!
- We’ll have some Wingnut Web fun for you soon!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Adam Zyglis
Drain Clogs – 08-01-2011
- US Military Contractors have been funding the Taliban.
- The FAA got shut down because the Republicans are trying to bust unions, costing us $25 million a day, and airlines are taking advantage of not having to charge taxes by raising their prices to make up the difference, disproving the whole “lower taxes and prices will go down” meme.
- Jesus’ General catches hatemonger Pam Gellar mongering hate
- Rick Scott is horrible, Part 124729057205720
- Americans for Prosperity is screwing with the Wisconsin recall elections
- Honduran police burn a community to the ground
- Fired army whistle-blower gets $970,000 settlement, he exposed Haliburton no-bid contracts in Iraq
- Murder Advocate Monitoring Service
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs Tags: Americans for Prosperity, Deep Hurting, FAA, Florida, Haliburton, Honduras, not racist, Pam Geller, Rick Scott
Drain Clogs – 06-20-2011
- Clarence Thomas being corrupts as fuck is finally getting a wee bit of traction. Nothing will happen, of course.
- I’m sure having an Obama impersonator tell racial jokes will totally get more minority votes!
- The Best Health Care in the World means robbing a bank for $1 just so you can get health care.
- Two aides to former Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich (R) have been indicted for conspiracy to suppress black votes. See? Jobs created by Republicans thanks to their other racism!
- Scott Adams defends rapists
- What If Jews Had Followed the Palestinian Path?
- Arizona continues to be a wonderful state to live.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Arizona, Clarence Thomas, Health Care, Israel, Maryland, not racist, Obama, Scott Adams, voter suppression
Drain Clogs – 06-07-2011
- Clarence Thomas is corrupt as fuck, but you’ll never know it because Rep. Anthony Weiner is scummy.
- The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) gutted their domestic terror group after Wingnuts went insane over the domestic terror report “Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment” (pdf) More here
- Conservative group Americans for Prosperity put up fake eviction notices all over a Detroit neighborhood.
- Kill two people? Rich? Welcome to just house arrest!
- Cisco and the US government are teaming up to go after corporate whistleblowers. Go go team Corporate Thugocracy!
- Haiti made an oil deal with Hugo Chavez to save money and the US state department crushed it.
- The US also acted on behalf of Hanes and Levis to keep poor Haitians making slave wages. Go go team Corporate Thugocracy!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #privatization, #shameful Tags: Americans for Prosperity, Clarence Thomas, Corporate Thugocracy, DHS, Haiti, Hanes, Homegrown Terror, Illinois, Levis, Mike Lester, Obama, Ryan LeVin, SPLC
Drain Clogs – 04-04-2011
- The Republicans want to gut Medicaid
- US Bank Wachovia launders billions for Mexican drug lords, no one charged with anything
- Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder (R) – and possible governor candidate – has spent 329 nights at hotels and casinos in St. Louis and St. Louis County since 2006 and the taxpayers paid the bills. Important government functions? Nope! Baseball games, society balls, political fundraisers… Kinder said “I’m not talking to you” when asked about this.
- Protests in front of Koch Industries’s DC office today on the anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Wisconsin police refused orders to detain the missing Democrat Senators
- Obama is a coward.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: banksters, Koch Brothers, Medicaid, Medicare, Missouri, Obama, Peter Kinder, Teabaggers, Wachovia, War on Terror, Wisconsin
Drain Clogs – 03-30-2011
- Donald Trump has gone full birther and released his birth certificate. Except it’s not a real birth certificate. He finally released his real one. Maybe someone can teach him how to use Google and see Obama’s, which has been online for three years now.
- Poor Republican Rep. Dean Duffy can’t live on his meager $174,000 salary.
- Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) feels so strongly about small government he flies overseas on taxpayers’ expense to lobby for stricter abortion controls in Kenya. What controls, considering abortion is illegal in Kenya? He wants to eliminate abortion in cases to protect the life of the mother. Party of Life!
- Tea Party too crazy for most Americans
- Slavery is the new normal
- Michelle Rhee is Waiting for Superman….to make less detectable erasers! In the meantime she’s blaming the messenger.
- The government is probably gonna be shut down.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs Tags: Birthers, Chris Smith, Chuck Asay, Dean Duffy, Donald Trump, Kenya, Michelle Rhee, New Jersey, schools, Teabaggers
