Drain Clogs – 06-24-2010
Kansas Republican Kevin Yoder doesn’t have children, so he hired fake ones, and then also hired lobbyists and executives to play working folk. I guess maybe Yoder can say he’s creating jobs or something…
Bristol Palin is horrible….at acting
California has a Whooping Cough epidemic. I am sure it has nothing to do with crazy idiots who think vaccines cause autism. And by “nothing to do”, I mean “everything to do”! Don’t get your medical advice from unfunny Playboy models, people!
Republicans…hypocrites????
After a story about Jungerman’s trailer ran in Sunday’s Star, however, some readers called him a hypocrite for criticizing others for getting government help while taking government subsidies paid for by taxpayers.
Jungerman said he put up the sign to protest people who pay no taxes, but, “Always have their hand out for whatever the government will give them” in social programs.
Parasites were unavailable for comment…no, wait, Jungerman did comment!
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Autism, Bristol Palin, Chuck Asay, Kansas, Kevin Yoder, Missouri, Red State Welfare Queens, Republican hypocrites, Vaccine, Whooping cough
Drain Clogs – 06-23-2010
How Ronald Reagan destroyed America in chart form
Jack Abramoff – disgraced lobbyist and one of the main reasons why the College Republicans are the scum of the Earth – is now working at a pizza shop in Baltimore.
Maywood, CA is firing everyone and outsourcing the entire city.
The Obama administration is now doing the RIAA and MPAA’s dirty work for them. Should we be using these resources for…fighting terror? Feeding the poor? Helping America not go bankrupt? Nope, sorry, some rich executives need more money to protect their dinosaur industry.
Joe Barton apologized and unapologized again for apologizing or something.
Oh, and General McCrystal is out. Perhaps you have heard about the controversy? It was controversial. The right wing reacts:
The terrorists have won. obama is one of them, no he is the terrorist leader now. Teh Taliba and Al Queda are probably cheering in there caves. obama called pertraus everything but human two years ago at a senate hearing along with others, Clinton, Durbin, Reid, the @#$% from California, Finestein, calling him general betrayus.
Revolution has to start soon. Stay indoors. Stay the hell out of the way as only democrats, socialists and terrorist are targets.
General McCrystal, you are now free to speak the truth about the anal orifice obama, please tell the American people how inept obama really is in fighting this war. In running the country.
God bless you for serving so faithfully under trying circumstances. You won the war but lost the battle to an idiot.
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Chuck Asay, General Stanley McChrystal, Jack Abramoff, Joe Barton, Maywood CA, MPAA, Obama, RIAA, Ronald Reagan
Drain Clogs – 06-22-2010
I guess bears are killing Americans because we don’t follow the Bible or something. Damn you, Smokey!
Bryan Fischer is the same dude who wanted the Orca that killed its trainer to be killed. Will this be on the Colbert Show? Probably.
Acid Rain is back! WoooOOOooOooOO!!! Oh, wait, acid rain sucks!
General Stanley McChrystal said some naughty stuff in a Rolling Stone profile where he basically insulted most of the Obama Administraton and some other people, which is something you aren’t allowed to do as an active military person, as it disparages the chain of command. McChrystal has submitted his resignation, so it remains to be seen if Obama will accept it. The best part about this is that Rolling Stone had not idea what they had there and most of the publicity for the issue was about Lady Gaga and her machine gun bra. Now, I love Lady Gaga and machine gun bras as much as the next guy, but no one noticed what McChrystal said?
Glenn Beck thinks George Soros will kill him. Someone make sure Soros doesn’t have any machine gun bras!
American Crossroads, the fundraising group that was supposed to break the bank and have the GOP win the 2010 midterm elections is rolling in the cash. All $200 of it! At $200 a month they should reach their $52 million goal by the year 23676.
You might have noticed a new name on the bylines, Politisink has picked up a few new authors and they’ll be debuting over the next few weeks. Welcome Immer Spaetlin!
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Acid Rain, Afghanistan, American Crossroads, Bryan Fischer, General Stanley McChrystal, George Soros, Glenn Beck, killer bears, Lady Gaga
Drain Clogs – 06-21-2010
The Texas Republican Party has released their new 25-page manifesto where they have gone more crazy than usual. It’s time to mess with Texas.
We recommend a national sales tax (which does not include a Value Added Tax) to replace all other Federal taxes once the I.R.S. is abolished and the Sixteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is repealed. However, until such time that the income tax is abolished, we support deductions for private and home schooling, home mortgages, and sales taxes.
We believe the Minimum Wage Law should be repealed.
We urge the Texas legislature in its next biennial session to enact legislation requiring a sonogram be performed and offered as part of the consent process to each mother seeking an elective abortion.
We oppose the legalization of sodomy.
We oppose the implementation of one world currency.
See a Census Worker not getting threatened? It is unusual.
Mosque fun in Tennessee… – Tracey Steven, who also attended, said, “Our country was founded through the founding fathers — through the true God, the Father and Jesus Christ.”
Some lady from Northern Exposure is crazy.
Teabaggers are declaring Florida Tea Party candidates as plants, further proving they are nothing but the knuckle-dragging wing of the GOP
Cartoon of the Day – 1930 Edition!:
Those heat waves are part of the reason for the dust bowl. We need more cloud people in comics.
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: 1930 heat wave, census, Florida, Florida Tea Party, Marco Rubio, Mosques, NIMBY, sodomy, Teabaggers, Texas
Drain Clogs – 06-18-2010
Teabaggers are trying to take down Chris Matthews in an effort similar to what was done to Glenn Beck’s sponsors. FreedomWorks chief Dick Armey is also telling candidates not to go on MSNBC, but that’s less of a spiteful attack on Matthews and more of a fear that their nutball candidates will actually say things they believe and scare off voters.
The Red Cross has been fined $21 million since 2003 over crappy blood screening, including the latest $16 million fine. Oh, and they also sell blood, which you probably didn’t know.
Disclaimer – I give money to the Red Cross disaster funds
Mother Jones has the 10 most ridiculous Congressional oil spill quotes.
Cartoon of the Day:
Enjoy the new comic Microman! It is Joe the Plumber approved. Buy it now, because this Teabagger gravy train won’t last after Obama is out in 2016.
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: #freedomworks, BP, Chris Matthews, Dick Armey, guns don't kill people, Joe the Plumber, Microman, nutballs, Oil, Red Cross, solar power, Teabaggers
Drain Clogs – 06-17-2010
Will the Department of Education crack down on for-profit colleges? Probably not, or at least not much.
Congressional candidate and teabagger hopeful Bill Randall (in NC-13′s primary race) has decided that the Federal Government and BP conspired to create the oil spill.
Maybe that’s why actual Congressman Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) apologized to BP’s CEO during hearings today. I am sure it is entirely a coincidence that Barton gets lots of campaign contributions from BP and other oil companies…
He has since apologized for his apology after getting blasted from both the right and left. That’s a lot of apologizing.
There is legitimate criticism of Obama’s recent speech, and then there is this garbage
Someone got paid to write this, and Paul J.J. Payack got paid to say it. Millions of other Americans are jobless.
Obama’s gutting reform to protect CEO pay! WOOOOoooOOOoOO!!
Oh, wait… that sucks! BOOOOOooooOOOOOooOOO!!!!
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Bill Randall, BP, CEOs own you, CNN, college, Department of Education, Joe Barton, Mainstream Media Awfulness, North Carolina, Obama, Texas
Drain Clogs – 06-16-2010
The GOP is so proud of Rand Paul and Sharron Angle it is hiding them so they don’t become the new face of the GOP.
BP agrees to a $20 billion victims compensation fund. I will go out on a limb here and say it won’t be enough.
Crazy lady Michelle Bachmann is already screaming that the fund is a “redistribution of wealth”
YahooNews comments gave us this gem:
ONCE AGAIN,DRACUBAMA SINKS HIS TEETH INTO THE NECK! YES, BP NEEDS TO PAY FOR IT’S MESS,BUT WHERE HAS O’BIMBO BEEN FOR 59 DAYS, GOLF, THEATER, VACATION ( CHICAGO) STIKING HIS FINGER UP A TARBALLS A$$!
Dracubama is a new one.
And this:
BP should have told that freaking IDIOT!!! of a worthless President,
to go and F@#& himself along with the rest of his cronnies. When will
a company stand up and tell this administration, and tell them we’re not doing anything
anymore, and if you clowns keep on we’ll close up shop here in the Sates,
and go elsewhere to another country How you like that.
I think it would be hilarious if BP tried that, because the only response is to seize all American BP assets by the Federal government, which would be awesome. Too bad Obama would never do that.
BP is still barring access to the beaches.
Meg Whitman has now donated $91 million of her own money to run for CA governor. And she’s running as a fiscally responsible candidate.
World-o-crap takes down RenewAmerica’s Paul Craft
Real Patriots are squatters, apparently. I knew about this story by itself, but now that it is part of some sort of wingnut scam network it has taken a whole new twist.
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: BP, California, Housing Bust, Matt Bors, Meg Whitman, Oil, Rand Paul, Real Americans, RenewAmerica, Sharron Angle
Drain Clogs – 06-15-2010
Obama loves the blacks, hates the whites, so say Rep. Steve King, the worst thing to come out of Iowa ever. Be he’s totally not racist.
He was on a mission from God. Seriously.
An American carrying a sword and pistol who told police he was on a mission to kill Osama bin Laden has been arrested in a remote mountain forest in northern Pakistan.
Police said they detained Gary Brooks Faulkner, a construction worker from California, as he attempted to cross the border with Afghanistan in Chitral district.
Meg Whitman likes to shove people.
Depressing story of the day: A meeting with the Muslim American Society about the proposed Mosque in Staten Island turned into a bunch of people yelling and gave us this lovely slice of America:
But just 20 minutes earlier, as Bill Finnegan stood at the microphone, came the meeting’s single moment of hushed silence. Mr. Finnegan said he was a Marine lance corporal, home from Afghanistan, where he had worked as a mediator with warring tribes.
After the sustained standing ovation that followed his introduction, he turned to the Muslims on the panel: “My question to you is, will you work to form a cohesive bond with the people of this community?” The men said yes.
Then he turned to the crowd. “And will you work to form a cohesive bond with these people — your new neighbors?”
The crowd erupted in boos. “No!” someone shouted.
Sharron Angle is a wack-a-doodle, was a member of a fringe political party, and is now getting brought to DC so she can try to convince Republican bigwigs she isn’t an extremist wack-a-doodle.
The NRA gets an exemption from financial disclosure rules. Also, RedState whines the NRA isn’t conservative enough.
A Minutemen group co-founder Chris Simcox has a warrant out for him so he can get served a subpoena in regards to threatening his estranged wife and young children with a gun, and a rival MCDC guy – Stacey O’Connell – is serving up fake wanted posters of Chris Simcox to make things confusing. Chris Simcox was co-founder of MCDC – Minuteman Civil Defense Corps – and was a former advisor on the J.D. Hayworth senate campaign. Stacey O’Connell also has an injunction against him for harassing another guy!
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: #redstate, Afghanistan, Arizona, California, Chris Simcox, Gary Brooks Faulkner, God, Independent American Party, Iowa, J.D. Hayworth, Meg Whitman, Minutemen, Nevada, not racist, NRA, Osama bin Laden, Sharron Angle, Steve King
Drain Clogs – 06-14-2010
Glenn Beck’s new book The Overton Window is at bookstores now, and if you can’t make it to Border’s to read a copy at the cafe without buying it, Media Matters has the breakdown. The important thing to know is “don’t tease the panther.”
Johnson and Johnson hired fake shoppers to buy up bad Motrin so they didn’t have to do a public recall.
Is the Red Dawn remake being kept from theaters by a Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy? Yes, that conspiracy is the Free Market, because MGM is broke. Damn you, Free Market, you commie Marxist Nazi!
We are never leaving Afghanistan – Trillions of dollars of minerals in Afghanistan
Oh, wait, we knew about this crap years ago!
Paypal has cut off notorious crazy lady Pam Geller/Atlas Shrugs from taking any more donations. Thus, Paypal and Ebay are now Muslims or something. Hey, maybe you can show your worth on the Free Market now, Pam!
Teabagger and Republican hopeful Rick Barber, running for congress in a primary runoff in Alabama’s Second District, has a new commercial where he has a seance with the Founding Fathers and features pistol imagry and talk of gathering your armies to fight the IRS.
“You’ve always got some folks that could take it the wrong way,” he said.
NC Democratic Rep. Bob Etheridge beats up a “college student”, giving Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government project (via the Stage Right Show) another coup. Way to go, Rep Etheridge! I am sure rewarding Breitbart’s buddies by providing a reaction to their harassment techniques will prevent them from going even further in the future!
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Afghanistan, Alabama, Atlas Shrugs, Bob Etheridge, Glenn Beck, Johnson & Johnson, North Carolina, Pam Geller, Red Dawn, Rick Barber, Teabaggers, The Overton Window
Drain Clogs – 06-11-2010
Welcome to the year 1810: Teacher fired for “fornication” for becoming pregnant out of wedlock. On the plus side, I can add the tag “fornication” to the blog!
Just a peaceful patriot: Militiaman and Birther Darren Westly Huff has pleaded not guilty for vowing to seize control of Sweetwater, Georgia, and round up the traitors blocking the indictment of President Barack Obama for his treasonous turn as commander-in-chief. He was running around Sweetwater with a lot of guns, and told everyone who would listen. Then the FBI arrested him. Noted “American Grand Jury” nutball Walter Fitzpatrick is also charged over these shenanigans.
South Carolina State Senator Jake Knotts got censured for his raghead comments, but Knotts says he “could care less”
The teabaggers and Freedomworks are protesting….trash pickup!
Three political activist groups are joining together Saturday to protest Gwinnett County’s new trash plan, which begins July 1.
The Four Corners Tea Party, FreedomWorks Gwinnett and Gwinnett Citizens for Responsible Government have organized the protest, which will begin at 11 a.m. Saturday at the gazebo next to the Gwinnett Historic Courthouse on the Lawrenceville square.
Now I can call them “trashbaggers” unironically.
Cato health policy expert Michael Cannon used Twitter to joke that illegal immigrants are very absorbent when told they might be being used to clean up the oil spill. He since deleted the tweet.
Somehow this is actually happening…
Suzuki won her doctors degree in history at one of the prestigious universities in her home country. Unlike other graduates, she focused on the Japanese invasion of China; writing the paper “The History of the Japanese Invasion into China.”
“We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan,” she said. “I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese.”
Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: #freedomworks, American Grand Jury, Anri Suzuki, Cato, Darren Westly Huff, fornication, Georgia, IOwnTheWorld, Jake Knotts, Michael Cannon, Militias, Teabaggers, Walter Fitzpatrick
