Hey so I was looking though USA Carry the other day after Tars Tarkas brought it to my attention and realized it was mostly full of conservative crazies who hate everything that doesn’t represent an idealized version of the 1950′s that the users collective envision. At one point, one of the posters just writes “I want the America I grew up in back” which seems to be what this whole post could be summed up as. Anyway, onto the crazy people:

This is in response to that fake story where some 11 year old girl who is also a skeet shooting champion kills two illegal immigrant home invaders before they can rape and kill her.

Time for some witty word play about what the ACLU could stand for. Also a nice little call for a new Crusade is tucked into the first post.

And from the same thread. You know your tactics are working if everyone is calling you a racist. The logic there is just astounding.

Here is a post to round out your right wing talking point bingo card. It contains about five.

The “cowboys and Muslims” thing is pretty prevalent around the site. It’s their little joke way of saying “kill all brown people”.

In case you were wondering what the Bill of Rights was really about, it is about spreading the word of God.

Why is gay sex so horrible? Because God said it was worst than every other sin combined. Having sex with a dude (if you’re a dude) or a chick (if you’re a chick) is like a super ultimate sin that trumps all other sins even if you combine other sins. This post also answers the question “could God make a sin so terrible it makes him sick”.

“Hello, My name is Sheldon and I am officially offended by the latest ad you sent me”
“I’m sorry sir, why are you offended by our ad” – comcast employee
“English was not the most prominent language on the ad. In America I want all my marketing in English.”
“I’m sorry sir, I really have no control over the marketing…”
“Well you tell whoever is in charge that if I get another piece of Spanish in my ad I will cancel my subscription”
“uh…ok”
*sheldon promptly runs and post about this on the internet*

Argggggg! Spanish is everywhere now! Why can’t I just buy jell-o with English only instructions?

These are a little old but this dude really hated the idea of a day of protest where people who are gay or support gay marriage don’t come into work.

We should probably classify homosexuality as a mental illness and try to treat it as such. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?

All aboard the horrible logic train. Choo-Choo!

A) I read this dude’s name as fetus for the longest time.
B) This guy just used the “I’m gonna tell my dad” argument when talking about God.

I am a legal American citizen and don’t understand much about anything.

uh…I tried to come up with something funny to say about this post but really the crazy in it stands on its own.

Anothony_I_Am is asking the hard hitting questions about negros.

Marriage, since long before the time of Christ, has been sanctified by the Church

Maybe you’re just a racist man.

Why am I not uniting under Obama? Because I am big crazy loon.

This is Sheldon. He actually used “stop acting like a democrat as an insult”. You’ll see more of him in a second.

*walks into a McDonalds*

*punches a guy and takes his food and french kisses the guys wife*

*gets arrested*

“But your honor. This is America where I can do what I want, when I want wherever I want”.

And now for the post that inspired me to make this update.

Now here is a small sampling of the crazy that is Sheldon. First up are some posts from the thread about the Christians being arrested at the Arab American festival.

And now he lets us know what is and isn’t a militant (hint: Christian no, Muslim yes)

And Sheldon weighs in on the timeline of the world and a fanboy weighs in also to reinforce Sheldon’s crazy.

And finally I leave you with a response one of the liberal posters posted on there that I think sums up conservatives motives on the internet. And don’t forget, all of the above people own guns and want to use them.

Click for this huge conspiracy theory of crap!

The best part of being busy is not having time to do what you like to do. Did I say best? I meant worst. So to make up for the sparse posts this week here is a random image culled off of FreeRepublic or Resistnet that’s from IOwnTheWorld.com, a “humor” conservative site that is about as funny as your infant daughter being devoured by wild boars.

Even deficit hawks are admitting that “starving the beast” was a bad idea:

I believe that to a large extent our current budgetary problems stem from the widespread adoption of an idea by Republicans in the 1970s called “starve the beast.” It says that the best, perhaps only, way of reducing government spending is by reducing taxes. While a plausible strategy at the time it was formulated, STB became a substitute for serious budget control efforts, reduced the political cost of deficits, encouraged fiscally irresponsible tax cutting and ultimately made both spending and deficits larger.

Once upon a time Republicans thought that budget deficits were bad, that it was immoral to live for the present and pass the debt onto our children. … Republicans also thought that deficits had a cost over and above the spending that they financed and that it was possible for this cost to be so high that tax increases were justified if spending could not be cut.

Sorry kids, we screwed up and it looks like you’re not getting schools either:

A recent American Association of School Administrators survey of 453 school districts in 45 states shows how bad things are. One-third of the districts are looking at eliminating summer school this year. Fourteen percent are considering going to four-day weeks (last year, just 2 percent did). Fully 62 percent anticipate increasing class size next year, up from 26 percent in the current school year. The teacher-to-pupil ratio, the AASA says, will rise from 15 to 1 to 17 to 1.

Nationwide, estimates of teacher layoffs range from 100,000 to 300,000, with some experts pegging the most likely number nearer the high end. Layoffs are likely to be hardest on the youngest teachers — “probably the most tech-savvy teachers we have,” says Rep. George Miller, the California Democrat who chairs the House Education and Labor Committee. Nor do many talented, young people elect to enter the profession, he adds, when the profession is shrinking.

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But the $100 billion that the feds sent to the schools is largely spent, and no omnibus second stimulus looms. One problem with the current wave of deficit hawkery is that while it purports to be concerned with the nation’s long-term debt, its immediate consequence is to block spending that could speed the recovery and restore sounder financial footing. By defunding education, however, it endangers our short-term recovery and our long-term economic prospects. Not to mention the development of America’s children.

And the punchline is in one of the ways that taxes have been avoided:

There’s a lot of money to be made in charter schools, and I’m not talking just about the for-profit management companies that run a lot of these charter schools. It turns out that at the tail end of the Clinton administration in 2000, Congress passed a new kind of tax credit called a New Markets tax credit. What this allows is it gives enormous federal tax credit to banks and equity funds that invest in community projects in underserved communities and it’s been used heavily now for the last several years for charter schools. I have focused on Albany, New York, which in New York state, is the district with the highest percentage of children in charter schools, twenty percent of the schoolchildren in Albany attend are now attending charter schools. I discovered that quite a few of the charter schools there have been built using these New Markets tax credits. What happens is the investors who put up the money to build charter schools get to basically or virtually double their money in seven years through a thirty-nine percent tax credit from the federal government. In addition, this is a tax credit on money that their lending, so they’re also collecting interest on the loans as well as getting the thirty-nine percent tax credit…

…The problem is, that the charter schools end up paying in rents, the debt service on these loans and so now, a lot of the charter schools in Albany are straining paying their debt service- their rent has gone up from $170,000 to $500,000 in a year or- huge increases in their rents as they strain to pay off these loans, these construction loans. The rents are eating-up huge portions of their total cost.

It’s alive…