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Osama and Jihad
Category: Terror, Osama

The new Osama tape is a bunch of standard Islamo-fascist tripe. Osama called for support of Hamas, Jihad in the Sudan, and ranted about a War on Islam from the West. But in addition to the normal calls to Jihad, Osama had a few rants that didn't make it into the mainstream press:

  • Osama called for Jihad against American Idol, for Bucky being voted off two weeks ago. The singer's country-stylings were Osama's favorite.
  • Osama called for an end to global warming, saying it was an "abomination against all things great, by Allah, these deserts are hot enough!"
  • Osama came out in favor of a wall built on the US-Mexico borders, saying it would "be another target for Allah's warriors to strike."
  • Guest Commentator Abdul ali Abdul Raheed took the mike, and called for a Cubs victory in the World Series this year, saying they've "suffered enough with defeat from the St. Louis Infedels!"
  • This was followed by the Weather, with weathergirl Shareeda, who said the Afghan/Pakistan border weather was "Sunny, with a 20% chance of sandstorms." She was then married off to a 93 year old man.
  • Osama returned to call for another Jihad against SciFi Channel for their terrible homemade films. Osama specifically mentioned House of the Dead 2 and Man-Thing
  • Finally, Osama concluded with a call for Jihad against Daniel Powter for the terrible song Bad Day.
228 Words • 40 views • 04/24/06 • 10:12:18 am• TARS TARKAS Email Permalink

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