Punting the Pundits

Shelby Tse is back with more information about our new overlords, the government of the North American Union! As some of you may recall, Jerome Corsi has been blowing the lid off this hidden superstate government that not only threatens US sovereignty, but even our greenbacks! Yes, the NAU will be replacing good old George Washington with the Amero. The evidence for this speaks for itself. Just look at the facts!

Fact #1 There's a big truckstop in Kansas City. It's true. It's called KC Smartport, and it's existance is a threat to America. Because Mexican goods could be brought in here, thus getting into the country.

Fact #2 That Fox-backed guy won the Mexican Election. The other guy was a Commie nut, but Fox's man will continue Vicente Fox's dastardly plan of having a highway from Mexico to Kansas City, thus destroying America.

Fact #3 The Minutemen are considered a thread by the US Government. Therefore, they must be on to something, as the US Federal Government should be welcoming their racist xenophobia and drunken redneckery. Since they don't, it must be a North American Union conspiracy.

Fact #4 Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, has discovered the horrible sercret of the NAU and is backing off. WND has the scoop. Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Ala, is also looking into it.

Fact #5 US Trucking jobs are being outsourced to India. Jerome R. Corsi reports once again on this important issue. This has nothing to do with the national shortage of truck drivers, and entirely to do with the NAU Superstate.

Fact #6 This whole plan is pushed by a Globalist named Johnny Amero. JOhnny Amero's secret plan is to get his face on the Five Amero coin. We must oppose Johnny Amero and his evil deeds.

People such as Chuck Baldwin know the score. Why does the Federal Government continue to try to destroy America?

All these facts point out one simple fact: These people are nuts. But, as long as they buy this crap, they aren't invading Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Egypt, Ecuador, Zaire, and Zamunda. And that's the best we can hope for until 2006.
Shelby Tse is a student at UCSC studying Political Science and Journalism, and a believer in telling the truth and holding liars accountable. Seriously, screw those jerks!

Howdy, all. Shelby here with the latest bud to bash!

Jerome R. Corsi co-authored the book Unfit for Command with John E. O'Neill, as well as Atomic Iran: How The Terrorist Regime Bought The Bomb And American Politicians and numerous other books. As a former Swift Boater, he's naturally to be looked at with a suspicious eye, due to their numerous exposed falsehoods. Corsi is currently writing a book on the Minutemen Project with a coauthor.

Jerome Corsi at SourceWatch
Jerome Corsi at Media Matters

Media Matters says:

On FreeRepublic.com, Corsi has, among other things, said that "ragheads" are "boy buggers"; referred to "John F*ing Kerry"; called Senator Hillary Clinton a "Fat Hog"; referred to her daughter as "Chubby Chelsie" Clinton; referred to Janet Reno as "Janet Rhino"; called Katie Couric "Little Katie Communist"; suggested Kerry was "practicing Judaism"; and expressed the wish that a small plane that had crashed into a building in Los Angeles had instead crashed into the set of NBC'S The West Wing, thereby killing actor Martin Sheen.

Enough of the background information, we need to get to the meat of the article. Basically, Corsi has been spending the last two months committing all of his time and columns to exposing that President George W. Bush is looking to supplant the USA with a North American Union. Now, you might be thinking "Buh?" just like most others who run across this when it first comes up. But Corsi didn't devote just one article to it; there are five at the time of this writing, with no end in site. Corsi's Minutemen roots betray his xenophobia, and the Minutemen’s' recent abandoning of George W. in the wake of the immigration debates seemed to open the floodgate of anti-Bush propaganda from Corsi, including a new version of the typical anti-UN remarks. These anti-American Union columns are chock full of loosely-base arguments, lack of evidence, and paranoia. Corsi seems to need some sort of psychological help, as he seems to believe that the powers that be are conspiring to destroy him and America.

It is interesting to me how this side was so supportive of Administrative power, until suddenly the administration does something they dislike, and soon they are fighting against an oppressive regime that is out to destroy them. Instead of learning their lesson and trying to limit the scope of powers, instead they are trying to install their own guys to take advantage of the abusive powers. What will stop these guys from turning on their own? Nothing at all, but the Minutemen will push for them nevertheless. Jim Gilchrist, founder of the Minuteman Project, is considering a run for president in 2008 representing the Constitution Party. Gilchrist will be at best just as bad as the Republican establishment, in reality probably much much worse.

Let's look at Corsi's writing on the North American Union.

North American Union to Replace USA?

President Bush is pursuing a globalist agenda to create a North American Union, effectively erasing our borders with both Mexico and Canada. This was the hidden agenda behind the Bush administration's true open borders policy.

The hidden agenda isn't selling out to agri-business for cheap labor, creating a replaceable slave-wage class, devaluing Unions by increasing the workforce, or pure incompetence. Instead, it's a giant conspiracy! Of course Corsi has proof of this:

The blueprint President Bush is following was laid out in a 2005 report entitled "Building a North American Community" published by the left-of-center Council on Foreign Relations (CFR).

Okay, I'm not seeing any proof yet, just blaming the Left for this (Odd, since Bush is on the RIGHT, but whatever)

The plan is contained in a "Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America" little noticed when President Bush and President Fox created it in March 2005:

Here we go!

the Task Force proposes the creation by 2010 of a North American community to enhance security, prosperity, and opportunity. We propose a community based on the principle affirmed in the March 2005 Joint Statement of the three leaders that "our security and prosperity are mutually dependent and complementary." Its boundaries will be defined by a common external tariff and an outer security perimeter within which the movement of people, products, and capital will be legal, orderly and safe. Its goal will be to guarantee a free, secure, just, and prosperous North America.

Wait a minute, his sole proof is a report from a random .org group, and a left-leaning one at that? That's it? He has to have more...

Or, as the CFR report stated:

He doesn't have more! His entire paranoid fantasy is based on a report written by some nobody at the CFR? Why could he be doing this?

Why doesn’t President Bush just tell the truth? His secret agenda is to dissolve the United States of America into the North American Union. The administration has no intent to secure the border, or to enforce rigorously existing immigration laws. Securing our border with Mexico is evidently one of the jobs President Bush just won't do. If a fence is going to be built on our border with Mexico, evidently the Minuteman Project is going to have to build the fence themselves. Will President Bush protect America's sovereignty, or is this too a job the Minuteman Project will have to do for him?

Oh, I see. This whole column is to whip up support for the Minutemen! And his future Minutemen Book! The book you can read in 1 minute!

The Plan to Replace the Dollar With the 'Amero'

We got more, because YOU demanded it. So in the North American Union, the currency will be the Amero. It's great that they decided on the name of the money already.

Robert Pastor also advises the creation of a North American Parliamentary Group to make sure the U.S. Congress does not impede progress in the envisioned North American Union. He has also called for the creation of a North American Customs and Immigration Service which would have authority over U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) within the Department of Homeland Security.

Pastor’s 2001 book “Toward a North American Community” called for the creation of a North American Union that would perfect the defects Pastor believes limit the progress of the European Union. Much of Pastor’s thinking appears aimed at limiting the power and sovereignty of the United States as we enter this new super-regional entity. Pastor has also called for the creation of a new currency which he has coined the “Amero,” a currency that is proposed to replace the U.S. dollar, the Canadian dollar, and the Mexican peso.

Wait, again, Corsi's entire evidence is one thing written by one person. Proof of an international conspiracy needs to be more concrete than a 2001 books, especially since Pastor's recommendations apply to far down the road when Mexico catches up with the US and Canda economically. One thing is that if Mexico became part of the US, then the Minutemen wouldn't have a border to patrol. Corsi seems to be writing mostly to save his job, something that has no chance of happening, because there is no way will be joining Mexico in some sort of national union anytime soon, short of George W. claiming they are full of Al Qaeda and attacking. That won't happen unless the polls are low in 2006. Just kidding. The works of one Economics Professor are not a good base to use as your sole support in a conspiracy theory.

President Quietly Creating 'NAFTA Plus'

Well, maybe we should counter with NAFTA Double-Plus!

Today's sole source of conspiracy will be brought to you by Miguel Pickard

This analysis has been advanced by economist Miguel Pickard at the Center for Economic and Political Research for Community Action (CIEPAC) in Chiapas, Mexico. Writing for the International Relations Center in New Mexico, Pickard explains how what he calls "NAFTA Plus" is being put in place by political elites in the U.S., Mexico, and Canada, largely without explanation to or understanding by the public in any of the three countries:

We also get some Pastor rehashes as the Amero is mentioned again. This article actually starts to tie things together a bit, but it's still a mess supported by limited sources, and full of mischaracterizations of things to promote his agenda. Plus a fun end line:

What is your goal, Mr. President, to establish a North American Union where the border with Mexico is erased, or to secure the border once and for all, such that the invasion of Mexico's underclass into America stops?

WOOOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOOO!!! Immagints comin', betta getcha guns!

North American Union Already Starting to Replace USA
Now it's too late, we're already being replaced by the North American Union, or NAU.

In March 2005 at their summit meeting in Waco, Tex., President Bush, President Fox and Prime Minister Martin issued a joint statement announced the creation of the “Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America” (SPP). The creation of this new agreement was never submitted to Congress for debate and decision. Instead, the U.S. Department of Commerce merely created a new division under the same title to implement working groups to advance a North American Union working agenda in a wide range of areas, including: manufactured goods, movement of goods, energy, environment, e-commerce, financial services, business facilitation, food and agriculture, transportation, and health

Basically, there was a trade agreement, which means that we will soon be speaking Canadian-Mexican and be buying things with red-colored money with beavers on it. BEAVERS!

Again, the CFR report says nothing about reporting to Congress or to the American people. What we have underway here with the SPP could arguably be termed a bureaucratic coup d’etat. If that is not the intent, then President Bush should rein in the bureaucracy until the American people have been fully informed of the true nature of our government’s desire to create a North American Union. Otherwise, the North American Union will become a reality in 2010 as planned. Right now, the only check or balance being exercised is arguably Congressional oversight of the executive bureaucracy, even though Congress itself might not fully appreciate what is happening.

Blah blah conspiracy, only the Minutemen can save us. Yawn. Play a new record, please.

Bush Administration Quietly Plans NAFTA Super Highway

A road. A road. A ROAD! Roads are the most dangerous thing to America! Roads make it so people can travel around, and goods can travel around. This is dangerous, because some of those people might be dirty Mexicans or Beaver-sexing Canucks!

Look at this road! NASCO
It's proof that America will soon become a NAU country spending Ameros on cheap Mexican items while Canadian Lumberjacks sell us maple syrup and Middle America starves due to no jobs. It's true! Roads are evil. That's why roads have yellow lines in the center, because they are yellow-bellied LIEberals who hate America. Only one-way roads are good, because they have WHITE lines in the middle, not the traitorous yellow.

A good reason Bush does not want to secure the border with Mexico may be that the administration is trying to create express lanes for Mexican trucks to bring containers with cheap Far East goods into the heart of the U.S., all without the involvement of any U.S. union workers on the docks or in the trucks.

Now he's a champion of American jobs? Why do the Far East goods have to be shipped through Mexico and then trucked, when the US has plenty of ports? Especially with gas prices going up, a shorter transit system would be ideal. The price of gas will kill this idea, no matter how cheap they are paying their workers.

Shelby Tse is a student at UCSC studying Political Science and Journalism, and a believer in telling the truth and holding liars accountable. Seriously, screw those jerks!