Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic Rescue of America’s Conservative Movement in 2012 …

Behold the greatest post posted this week on FreeRepublic.com. I don’t know what’s more crazy, this post, or the fact Patton@Bastogne seems to believe it will happen. Unfortunately you will just have to imagine the point where the text becomes randomly blue halfway though the post. Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic… Continue reading Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic Rescue of America’s Conservative Movement in 2012 …

Andrew Breitbart Dead — Must be a CONSPIRACY!

Because no one could possibly have health problems! Andrew Breitbart’s early death is a tragedy and a message to take care of yourself. Granted, we all know the true conspiracy, what with this being Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday – Justin killed Breitbart for sport just because he can! Either get Bieber Fever or prepare to… Continue reading Andrew Breitbart Dead — Must be a CONSPIRACY!

The greatest Obama lawsuit of them all – Banned for Mulatto!

Like this guy can count to 14...

Yes, crazy town has come early this Christmas, with a man (Gordon Warren Epperly of 14th-Amendment.com) in Alaska filing a lawsuit trying to get Obama removed from the ballot because he’s a Mulatto and therefore not a citizen. Because of some crap regarding the 14th Amendment not being really ratified or something. This is a… Continue reading The greatest Obama lawsuit of them all – Banned for Mulatto!

The Earth is Not Rotating – Spinning – or Moving!

It’s true! You can read more about this via the totally not crazy website, Moving-World Deception! Find out how everything is a deception, even deception! It’s very deceptionating! Are you a sheep…or a goat??? – True-Science website created by: Bernard of the bloodline-heritage Brauer, a spiritual man created by God and joint-heir with Christ of… Continue reading The Earth is Not Rotating – Spinning – or Moving!

Sarah Palin breaks hearts and minds on FreeRepublic.com

If you’re like me, you know the best thing about the Grifting Quitter’s big announcement is the exploding heads from the die hard true believers. And no place has a bigger, badder, crazier concentration than FreeRepublic.com. Come join us as we watch the fun! First up is se_ohio_young_conservative, who was one of the Palin or… Continue reading Sarah Palin breaks hearts and minds on FreeRepublic.com

Obama Killed Seal Team 6 – FreeRepublic.com

Oh, you knew this crap was coming. Up first is a conspiracy theory so nice, the guy posted it 22 times! Thrill as Obama invents Seal Team 6 out of midair, and then murders these fake people who don’t exist and totally didn’t kill Osama And to show “Obama murdering Seal Team 6” isn’t just… Continue reading Obama Killed Seal Team 6 – FreeRepublic.com

The Gabrielle Giffords shooting was all a giant conspiracy!

Did you know the shooting of Rep Gabrielle Giffords and others was all a fake government conspiracy done by actors? Because according to some nutballs, it is. And the supporters are now harassing survivors of the attack! … Such obviously fantastic claims would usually not merit the attention of law enforcement, but they have in… Continue reading The Gabrielle Giffords shooting was all a giant conspiracy!

Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

As news of Osama bin Laden’s death reached the world, all of Twitter became a long-running late night talk show monologue as we waited for Obama’s speech officially announcing it. But there are those with no sense of humor, no jaded sarcasm as the world changes around them. They are bitter, they are crazy, and… Continue reading Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

Obama existed as a knee before anything else…

In a world where people are idiots, Obama’s entire life history has been fabricated with poorly photoshopped photos! Or these people are too dumb to understand jpg compression artifacts.. No, Obama’s entire life history is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Via MediaMatters: Jack Cashill, author of the charmingly insane book Deconstructing Obama, claims to have unearthed yet another shocking… Continue reading Obama existed as a knee before anything else…