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Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic Rescue of America’s Conservative Movement in 2012 …

Behold the greatest post posted this week on FreeRepublic.com. I don’t know what’s more crazy, this post, or the fact [email protected] seems to believe it will happen. Unfortunately you will just have to imagine the point where the text becomes randomly blue halfway though the post.

Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic Rescue of America’s Conservative Movement in 2012 …

Away from Myth Romney’s Pathetic Self-Implosion against Obama and Axelrod

I would like to be very careful in my next few words.

“Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin will be the 2012 GOP Nominees in Tampa”.

I am neither an alleged spiritual prophet, or a Pollyanna madman.

I have worked much in politics, including with Pat Buchanan, Dole-96, Bush-43 (Florida “Ballot-Chad” Protestor”) and Newt Gingrich in Florida this year.

Something in my gut intuition tells me that the O-Romney GOP E-RINO Campaign is in a state of “quiet fear and desperation”, albeit in a stealth mode …

Forgive me for the historic analogy, but the situation has a peculiar feel about it, similar to Gen. Patton’s vague suspicions that the German Wermacht was “up to something” just prior to launching the 1944 Battle of the Bulge”.

A peculiar quiet has settled-in among the GOP Conservative Leadership … Newt, Sarah, Santorum, Perry …

I do not sense that this is the “Quiet of the Vanquished” … but rather the same “quiet before the storm” that saw General George Washington’s surprise defeat of the Hessians at Trenton, a CRUCIAL turning point of the Revolutionary War …

Newt Gingrich repeatedly discussed this EXACT metaphor during his (active) campaign … especially the “Victory or Death” aspect …

From the British Empire’s perspective (or Fox News), wasn’t Gen. George Washington’s conventional military campaign “suspended”, “defeated”, “financially broke with furious creditors” … with Gen. Washington personally criticized with having a “monstrous ego”, “grandiose delusions of victory”, needlessly calling on his troops to fight a “lost cause from the very beginning” ?

I can easily imagine Fox New’s Sheppard Smith (and the other recent GOP talking-head) … telecasting this Fox News report about Gen. George Washington’s defeat … and that of the American Tea Party, as well … using the above words … as a part of the British Empire’s “official” propaganda messenger boys …

Coincidentally, these were (approximately) the VERY SAME WORDS that Fox News and Townhall used to describe Newt Gingrich’s political decisions over the past few days …

Again … those Fox News derogatory terms for your convenience …

a campaign “defeated”, “financially broke with furious creditors” … with Newt Gingrich having a “monstrous ego”, “grandiose delusions of victory”, needlessly calling on his troops to fight a “lost cause from the very beginning” …

We Free Republic Conservatives are well familiar with the literary phrase “Who is John Galt ?”

Let me ask “you” (gentle reader) a question …

Who is Newt Gingrich ?

Who is Sarah Palin ?

Who is Rick Santorum ?

Who is Rick Perry ?

Who is Herman Cain ?

Who is Michelle Bachman ?

Do any of these names conjure up character-descriptions like “weak”, “afraid”, “cowardly”, “visionless”, “foolhardy”, “phony”, “money-grubbers”, “liars” ???

Hardly, and quite the opposite !

For me, every one of these men and women (from my perspective) …

Conjure up words like “courage”, “intellect”, “strength”, “character”, “faith”, “VISION” ….

So what’s my premise here ?

Again …

“Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin will be the 2012 GOP Nominees in Tampa”.

The O-Romney campaign won a Pyrrhic Victory with his 650-whatever delegates “won” for Tampa …

A tactical and strategic fool … akin to Hitler’s military genius (/sarcasm-off) …

O-Romney has butchered has own (potential) Infantry Corps the Tea Party and Free Republic Conservatives) when he “carpet-bombed” his GOP Competitors (Newt, Santorum, Perry, Cain) into leaving the field …

O-Romney “never once” articulated a “single” original “conservative” political idea the entire 2012 primary season …

Not a “single” one …

Obama defeats Romney in November 2012 … period.

Marco Rubio, Colin Powell, Paul Ryan, Juan McCain, Condi Rice … all know that …

When Dan Rather (hail to Feeeper Buckhead) yesterday (2012-05-04) said that Romney might defeat Obama … it’s high-time to get the Bravo-Sierra knee-high waders on …

O-Romney is toast.

And even Mittens knows it … that explains the “desperation” move of publicly (begging) for Condi Rice to (please) come to Mitt’s rescue …

And Condi Rice ain’t buying Mitt’s baloney …

“Successful” (presumed) presidential candidates ARE NEVER BEGGING for Vice Presidential mates … three (full) months before the GOP Convention’s door opens …

Never.

Romney is in “strategic” level trouble. Like the German Army at Stalingrad, he’s sooo screwed …

What happens next ? Funny you ask …

“The Plan”

1) Romney’s Hollow-Support:

No one really likes Romney (including George & Barbara Bush) …

The GOP E-RINO club (and Rush Limbaugh) only selected Romney because the other 7-8 GOP candidates wouldn’t drink their Bain Capital “betray America” kool-aide …

Supporters of Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman … loathe Romney

The only folks who voted for Mittens were 75-year old-school “Gerald Ford” Republicans absolutely terrified that they were loosing all their stock-market savings … and plus they don’t really use the internet (FreeRepublic, et al) … all these folks watch is ABC and CNN …

Of course, lots and lots of Mormons voted for Romney … which is why Romney dominated in Utah and Arizona … and got clobbered in The South …

Evangelical Christians … the political “boots-on-the-ground” Infantry of any successful GOP Campaign … are quietly scared to death over this “Mormon Used Car Salesman”

2) “Genuine Conservatives” REFUSE to Play the Juan McCain Game again in 2012:

Tea Party Members …supporters of Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman … loathe Romney

Again … the “political campaign infantry” of the other 7-8 candidates believe (with good reason) that Romney’s $$$ bought endorsements, and Willard’s “despicable” lying-through-his-teeth, and finally, Willard’s “scorched-earth” TV ad campaigns against Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry … and (almost) Rick Santorum in Pennsylvania …

Make all these potential GOP voters … and campaign workers … “vomit” at the mention of Mitt Romney …

The last time the GOP E-RINO establishment told us “Patriots” to fall on our swords for “The Party” (may it’s unholy pro-choice name be blasphemed forever) … they gave us that …

(fill-in-the-blank) Juan McCain … who literally gave Obama the U.S. Presidency on a Silver Platter.

Not again, baby … certainly not in 2012 !

3) “The Secret Patriot Resistance” is Already Born:

OK … so Romney won a lot of delegates … but still 500 short … just like Hitler surprised the French in 1941 …

What to do, Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman ???

SUSPEND your campaigns. Offer a “token” quasi-SOFT endorsement of Mittens.

Do NOT give your delegates to Romney.

The Goal ?

Willard “stops” the negative TV ads against everyone.

All the campaign money Romney still has left (aircraft, bullets, bombs, ships) sit “useless” in a warehouse.

No more casualties … for the “good guys” … Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman

And they quietly wait for the surprise counter attack … in Tampa …

4) Mitt Romney’s “Tsunami of Severe Verbal Campaign Gaffes” … until August 2012 …

Every week Romney says something “severely” STUPID …

Every week Romney inches (crawls) back to his LIBERAL POLITICAL ROOTS … trying to win-over the political Holy Grail … the (highly over-rated “Independents) …

Every week … genuine Conservatives QUIETLY decide in their hearts … “There’s no way in Hell I’m voting for that LIBERAL idiot”

Every week … genuine Christian Conservatives QUIETLY decide in their hearts … “There’s no way in Hell I’m voting for that Mormon Anti-Christ cult member”

Every week … Conservatives in California, Texas and 12 other (Primary Voting) states that the GOP E-RINO Club just “tossed-aside” … will QUIETLY decide in their hearts … “There’s no way in Hell I’m voting for that E-RINO Pubbie Imposter”

5) Ten Days prior to the GOP Convention … Sarah Palin’s D-Day Landing …

On that day … Sarah Palin … the great conservative Peace Maker will assemble the entire group of 2012 GOP Candidates … except Mitt Romney, of course …

Sarah Palin … and … Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman …

Sarah Palin will declare Mitt Romney’s Candidacy a “complete fraud” … their ammunition will be all the Romney Campaign Gaffes and (new-old-again) “Liberal Mitt Romney” political positions …

Sarah Palin will (in her speech published on YouTube to avoid Fox News Censorship) … will personally nominate the entire GOP Ticket …

Sarah Palin will nominate Newt Gingrich for President …

Newt Gingrich, when it’s his (choreographed turn to speak after Sarah Palin) … will ask Sarah Palin to be his Vice President …

As Sarah Palin returns to the podium to accept, she will them “suggest” that Rick Santorum be US Attorney General

As Rick Santorum gives his “informal” acceptance speech, he will “suggest” that Rick Perry be the Energy Secretary …

6) An American Conservative Movement “On Fire Again” …

Over the next ten days before the Tampa Convention’s Opening Bell …

All of Romney’s uncommitted delegates will be invited to meet with all the above folks …

Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman …

Mitt Romney can’t run any more campaign ads, because the primaries are all over … Romney’s Bain Capital Campaign Money is “useless” …

7) The 2012 Tampa GOP Convention in August …

Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin win the GOP nomination on the “first ballot” …

Mitt Romney is forever “politically exiled” to the GOP’s Planet Kolob … to join his loser friends like Juan McCain and Bob Dole and Jeb Bush …

8) The 2012 Presidential Election …

Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin win the election in a “Ronald Reagan Landslide”
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20 posted on Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:19:07 PM by [email protected] (Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin will DEFEAT the Obama-Romney Socialist Gay-Marriage Axis of Evil)
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Posted by Tars Tarkas - June 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

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Drain Clogs – Women killed the Mammoths Edition

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 27, 2012 at 12:43 pm

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FreeRepublic 2012 Purge – Newt or Die!

It’s a day that ends in Y, so it must be time for another purge on FreeRepublic! This time, temperamental site owner Jim Robinson has decided that Free Republic is going to endorse Newt Gingrich!
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Sure, the former Speaker of the House is totally a Washington outsider in the same mold as the tea party. That makes perfect sense.

But the real meat of the story is the purge now happening on anyone who doesn’t tow the FreeRepublic line. At first, JimRob has just been zotting supporters of Mitt Romney, while yelling FUMR and similar things. Now, the zot has been extended to everyone who isn’t 100% Newt! And the usual FR sycophants are lined up right behind JimRob, reporting anyone with a dissenting opinion. And I bet he’s wondering why this round of the Freepathon is taking so long…
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I sure hope Jim Robinson doesn’t zot this guy who posted in November, because that would be awkward!
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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 24, 2012 at 7:02 pm

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Drain Clogs

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - January 19, 2012 at 2:15 pm

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Drain Clogs – 09-14-2010

  • America’s toughest Sheriff, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, roasted a woman alive in the hot desert sun and no one is going to get punished at all.

  • Have you seen that movie Gasland? Well, the Pennsylvania Office of Homeland Security thinks that makes you a criminal and now they’re tracking your movements and sending the information to gas companies. Isn’t it great all crime in Pennsylvania has been solved so now they can focus on what movies you watch?
  • Incessant wingnut whining about another issue (BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!) is causing the DOJ IG to investigate the New Black Panthers non-issue. I’m sure they’ll find just as much as they did on ACORN (that was nothing, btw)
  • Astroturf group FreedomWorks is setting up “DiversiTea“, an attempt to get more minorities at the tea parties than the same five or so people they bus all over the country. You see, gas prices are going up! I expect this will double the amount of minorities in the Tea Party to an even dozen!
  • Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said Obama may follow a “Kenyan, anti-colonial” worldview.

    “What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?

    Newt is undoubtedly speaking to the birther fringe with those comments. I don’t think he really believes Obama was born in Kenya, but Newt wants to be president and is trying to cozy up to the Teabaggers (who HATE him, btw)

  • Speaking of Newt, he has a new video with his wife where they say Islam is the most dangerous thing to happen to America since the sticking your fingers into light sockets fad of 1917. They still hate you, Newt and wife #3.
  • Andrew Breitbart admits he’s tricking people.
  • Besides the Koran events we reported on over the weekend, ThinkProgress has a good list of other events that show how awesomely scary the rhetoric has become. Highlights include burned and pooed on Korans and burned and shot Korans. Still waiting for some confused person to burn a Korn cd…
  • The best Koran event was in Amarillo, TX, where our old friends Repent Amarillo (who still send my fake email account long essays about wrongly interpreted passages of the bible) were going to burn a Koran in an event they didn’t bother to email me about. Passing by was 23-year-old skateboarder Jacob Isom, who snatched the Koran and said “Dude, you have no Quran!” and ran off. Now, we support the right of Repent Amarillo to burn the Koran if they so want to, but this is hilarious. Isom later gave the Koran to a Muslim guy at a nearby rally against the hate by Amarillo Unitarian Universalist Fellowship.
  • Cartoon of the Day:

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - September 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm

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Drain Clogs 3-17-10

Texas Governor Rick Perry living large!

Congratulations to new Miss USA Rima Fakih, partially because she beat AZ immigration law supporting Miss Oklahoma, and partially because she’s spawning retarded columns like this one from Wingnut Daniel Pipes claiming there is a conspiracy to have Muslims win beauty contests.

Newt Gingrich – wingnut?? Who would have thought!

Cartoon of the day:

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Posted by Tars Tarkas - May 17, 2010 at 9:52 pm

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