Obama worships the serpent god Set from Conan the Barbarian
At least that’s what I think this Freeper is saying…
Categories: #conspiracytheories, #freerepublic Tags: freepers, FreeRepublic.com, Obama, Obama's Space Robots, Reptillians, Set the serpent god
Obama has an Egyptian Reptillian Alien Brain Implant
I knew it! Also Etrigan The Demon for some reason…
Categories: #conspiracytheories Tags: conspiracy theories, Obama, Obama's Space Robots, Reptillians, suppressed Alien technology
Drain Clogs – Women killed the Mammoths Edition
- Conservatives have turned to murder and mutilation of cats in order to threaten Democrats:
NSFW for Dead Cat Photo - These gun target signs put up on the doors of Missouri Democrats are totally peaceful surveyor symbols and not a threat the FBI should deal with!
- And another conservative calls for murdering the President to save Israel…
- Here’s some crazy from reddit:
- Hollywood bigwigs have become giant babies because they were unsuccessful in buying Obama over SOPA/PIPA.
- Apple doesn’t manufacture iPhones in the US because of our pesky anti-slavery laws.
- Self-Deport!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #elections Tags: 2012, Apple, Immigration, Israel, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Obama, PIPA, Reddit, SOPA, Teabaggers, Terrence Nowicki Jr
Drain Clogs
- Newt Gingrich believes in socialism of his penis, but his then-wife was not impressed.
- Lamar Smith and the MPAA are giant babies, but the SOPA and PIPA protest had an effect as supporters flee the bill like Italian cruise line captains flee their stranded vessels.
- Megaupload has been shut down by the FBI, despite the business and company heads not being American. And the day after the SOPA protests.
- Obama has 273K less government employees than Reagan had, somehow is still a big government commie socialist unlike St. Reagan the Sinless.
- Farm Animals get 80% of the antibiotics sold in the US. And if you think that isn’t a problem, you’re part of the problem!
- Reason to Hate Wall Street of the Day.
- Rick Santorum actually won Iowa, is still awful. Remember, Republicans are totally “transparent” on voting but can’t even get this right.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #elections Tags: antibiotics, big agriculture, Iowa, Lamar Smith, Megaupload, MPAA, Newt Gingrich, Obama, Rick Santorum, Ronald Reagan, SOPA, Tom the Dancing Bug
Categories: #conspiracytheories, #culturewar Tags: Betty White, Birthers, Obama
Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012
- US Coast Guard to escort grain ship as the military is now being used against striking workers. This is the first time since 1970 and Nixon ordered troops during the postal strike. Between that and the indefinite detention, it’s a proud time to be an American!
- Conservative Huttese Gangster Rush Limbaugh defended attacks against Mitt Romney in regards to Bain Capital, but failed to mention that Bain Capital owns Clear Channel Media, and thus is paying Limbaugh $400 million
- The New York Times – Should we check facts occasionally? They’re seriously asking people that, instead of going “Of course we should, we apologize for sucking so much the past 25 years!”
- It turns out having a sign by your pool saying “Whites Only” IS racist!
- SOPA author Lamar Smith steals images
- Don’t like the service of your waitstaff? If you’re a rich bastard like John Castle, just break their finger and call them a schmuck!
- Angry people tweet Michelle Obama
- Cartoon of the Day:
I can never read this guy’s name…
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #military Tags: 2012, Bain Capital, Florida, John Castle, Lamar Smith, Michelle Obama, military budget, Mitt Romney, New York Times, not racist, Obama, Rush Limbaugh
Patriot Action Network and the Big BLACK Bus
The big news over the week was Obama going on a bus tour, with a new, armored bus bought by the Secret Service. this instantly turned the Right Wing Noise Machine into the pack of howler monkeys they are and they all fell over each other to make jokes about “pimpin’ the ride” and “black bus!” and other unimaginative racist crap. Karl Rove even declared that his American Crossroads will use the bus as an attack target. We are sure that Karl Rove will be fair and point out that the Secret Service bought an identical bus for the eventual Republican candidate to use in 2012.
So let’s see what PatriotActionNetwork has to say about this! It will be very patriotic and actiony, I tell you what…
Let’s start out with name-calling and racism!
I am not sure if this guy is in the “Obama is 7/8ths Arab” camp or the “Obama is secretly hawaiian” camp. Or a newer, dumber camp.
This is my favorite quote of the day, because it is pure win:
Howie Subnick also has a way with words. Or experience with turds in punch bowls.
Obama has a bus….that means MARTIAL LAW!!!
Patricia Cole is obsessed with powerful black images.
How will Patricia A. Brittell pay for the troops to storm the White House if she’s suspended all paychecks?
Jokes! Of the unfunny kind!
Anyone? Help?
And some cracks in the line at PatriotActionNetwork.
More in a bit, as more is always coming. Always. Until then, let’s all get purple ears!
Categories: #resistnet, #wingnutweb Tags: #resistnet, American Crossroads, Karl Rove, not racist, Obama, PatriotActionNetwork, purple ears
Drain Clogs – 06-20-2011
- Clarence Thomas being corrupts as fuck is finally getting a wee bit of traction. Nothing will happen, of course.
- I’m sure having an Obama impersonator tell racial jokes will totally get more minority votes!
- The Best Health Care in the World means robbing a bank for $1 just so you can get health care.
- Two aides to former Maryland Governor Robert Ehrlich (R) have been indicted for conspiracy to suppress black votes. See? Jobs created by Republicans thanks to their other racism!
- Scott Adams defends rapists
- What If Jews Had Followed the Palestinian Path?
- Arizona continues to be a wonderful state to live.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #drainclogs Tags: Arizona, Clarence Thomas, Health Care, Israel, Maryland, not racist, Obama, Scott Adams, voter suppression
Drain Clogs – 06-07-2011
- Clarence Thomas is corrupt as fuck, but you’ll never know it because Rep. Anthony Weiner is scummy.
- The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) gutted their domestic terror group after Wingnuts went insane over the domestic terror report “Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment” (pdf) More here
- Conservative group Americans for Prosperity put up fake eviction notices all over a Detroit neighborhood.
- Kill two people? Rich? Welcome to just house arrest!
- Cisco and the US government are teaming up to go after corporate whistleblowers. Go go team Corporate Thugocracy!
- Haiti made an oil deal with Hugo Chavez to save money and the US state department crushed it.
- The US also acted on behalf of Hanes and Levis to keep poor Haitians making slave wages. Go go team Corporate Thugocracy!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #privatization, #shameful Tags: Americans for Prosperity, Clarence Thomas, Corporate Thugocracy, DHS, Haiti, Hanes, Homegrown Terror, Illinois, Levis, Mike Lester, Obama, Ryan LeVin, SPLC
Obama Golfs as America Honors Fallen Heroes
Despite George W. Bush being the all-time leader of vacationing presidents, GOPUSA.com doesn’t like that Obama does golf.
But they make a nice claim:
George W. Bush eventually did give up golf while president, but it was probably because of this scene that showed up in Fahrenheit 9/11 rather than respect for the troops as he claimed in an interview much later:
And, yes, that is President George W. Bush golfing during war, on August 4th, 2002.
Categories: #culturewar Tags: George W Bush, golf, GOPUSA.com, Obama
