Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012

US Coast Guard to escort grain ship as the military is now being used against striking workers. This is the first time since 1970 and Nixon ordered troops during the postal strike. Between that and the indefinite detention, it’s a proud time to be an American! Conservative Huttese Gangster Rush Limbaugh defended attacks against Mitt… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012

Patriot Action Network and the Big BLACK Bus

The big news over the week was Obama going on a bus tour, with a new, armored bus bought by the Secret Service. this instantly turned the Right Wing Noise Machine into the pack of howler monkeys they are and they all fell over each other to make jokes about “pimpin’ the ride” and “black… Continue reading Patriot Action Network and the Big BLACK Bus

Drain Clogs – 06-20-2011

Clarence Thomas being corrupts as fuck is finally getting a wee bit of traction. Nothing will happen, of course. I’m sure having an Obama impersonator tell racial jokes will totally get more minority votes! The Best Health Care in the World means robbing a bank for $1 just so you can get health care. Two… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 06-20-2011

Drain Clogs – 06-07-2011

Clarence Thomas is corrupt as fuck, but you’ll never know it because Rep. Anthony Weiner is scummy. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) gutted their domestic terror group after Wingnuts went insane over the domestic terror report “Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment” (pdf) More here Conservative group… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 06-07-2011

Obama Golfs as America Honors Fallen Heroes

Despite George W. Bush being the all-time leader of vacationing presidents, GOPUSA.com doesn’t like that Obama does golf. But they make a nice claim: George W. Bush eventually did give up golf while president, but it was probably because of this scene that showed up in Fahrenheit 9/11 rather than respect for the troops as… Continue reading Obama Golfs as America Honors Fallen Heroes

ring

Subject: Wedding Ring Is In For Repairs… Like the Bible says, “There is none so blind as those who refuse to see.” Wedding ring is in for repairs – Another piece falls into place. In a press conference last week Obama was not wearing his wedding ring nor was he wearing his watch when noticed,… Continue reading ring

Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

As news of Osama bin Laden’s death reached the world, all of Twitter became a long-running late night talk show monologue as we waited for Obama’s speech officially announcing it. But there are those with no sense of humor, no jaded sarcasm as the world changes around them. They are bitter, they are crazy, and… Continue reading Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!

It’s true, just look at these scars! There can only be one explanation for this! No, not hair parting…BRAIN SURGERY SCARS!! And what was Barack Obama getting brain surgery on? Well, because he won’t let us dig deep into his private medical records, we can only assume that after Barack Obama was born, his brain… Continue reading Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!

Obama existed as a knee before anything else…

In a world where people are idiots, Obama’s entire life history has been fabricated with poorly photoshopped photos! Or these people are too dumb to understand jpg compression artifacts.. No, Obama’s entire life history is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Via MediaMatters: Jack Cashill, author of the charmingly insane book Deconstructing Obama, claims to have unearthed yet another shocking… Continue reading Obama existed as a knee before anything else…

Drain Clogs – 04-04-2011

The Republicans want to gut Medicaid US Bank Wachovia launders billions for Mexican drug lords, no one charged with anything Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder (R) – and possible governor candidate – has spent 329 nights at hotels and casinos in St. Louis and St. Louis County since 2006 and the taxpayers paid the bills.… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 04-04-2011