Wingnut Web – O-Bomma-geddon Edition

So Resistnet becomes more and more paranoid as the inmates take over the asylum. Things go from bad to scary when someone posts the latest conspiracy theory about how Obama is gonna seize all our guns in scenarios that sound amazingly like the one in the White Nationalists’ Holy Bible, The Turner Diaries. This leads to the latest freakout and fantasy fest as Resistnetters (home of the PEACEFUL resistance) fantasize about killing everyone and everything that isn’t conservative enough!

joel carson is our opening shot with a conservative nut so crazy he cut off contact with his sons because they’re too liberal for him, and he lives his days waiting only for the day he can shoot them and all other liberals without going to jail.
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All Dems are vipers constantly spewing puke at each other. It’s our secret salute. If someone doesn’t return your vomit advances, they’re a conservative and it’s gun confiscating time!

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Only Tony Rollo can understand the “asian ways”
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Let’s think about how much of a damn moron Robert is! Meanwhile, forerunner just hates China.
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We’ll annihilate Obama! Oh yeah…Mmmm… No, I’m not rubbing myself right now, why would you think that?
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Semper Fi! Obama will totally do this despite making no noise about new gun control laws at all!
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I’ll learn so fast how to get and fire a gun in the few seconds between someone with a gun coming at me and them getting there. Nevermind the fact I can’t seem to grasp how to turn the caps lock key off…
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Odds Tracy Landon will ever do anything besides talk big on the internet? Zero. Bonus Obama=Hitler guy.
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IN MY DAD’S HONOR, I FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING GOVERNMENT TROOPS.
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We could kill all the cops we wanted, YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
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Won’t anyone take these guns from my cold dead hands? Please? Someone? No one cares? Hello? I wanna be a martyr! Hello?
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It’s the Oathkeepers! Everyone point an laugh.
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O-Bomma-geddon
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Yeah, he might get a disease rummaging through your piles of junk.
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Laws were made to be broken! BTW, Obama is ILLEGAL!
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Hi, it’s me again, fantasizing about how the government/UN troops coming to take things from my cold dead hand will also come single file in an open field with plenty of warning!
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Dino Wantsome, angry guy on the internet.
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Come one guys, let’s go! You guys first, though…
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It’s now or never! Okay, I guess never…
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Obama gonna declare martial law? Let’s have the MILITARY declare martial law first! Owned, Obama!
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Soros cackles and pets his cat as Real Americans are fed to sharks with lasers on their heads
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I’ll take that bet.
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Life counselors? Seriously, the mentally ill like this are the people who will actually do crap after they get caught up in all the rhetoric from the rest of the raging masses. Good going, Resistnet.
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No you won’t.
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This thread was still going when I took the caps, there is probably lots more crazy crap as Resistnet has not bothered to do any moderation lately.

Bonus tracks! With the recent death of Senator Robert Byrd, let’s watch Resistnet be classy!

Resistnet Moderator A. Murphy cheers the death of an old man who fought for the freedom for A. Murphy to cheer his death. Bonus KKK mentions because this is the last chance they’ll have to use that talking point.
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God is helping us out by killing old people! Go God! Kill all the oldies!
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Praise Jesus and old guy died!! Like Jesus would do.
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What about my grandparents? Like Real Americans, they never renounced the KKK!!!
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