The Muppets attack Fox News!
It’s a good day when a major media company gets into a war of words with some puppets, and that day is upon us as Fox News’s attacks that the Muppet movie has a liberal agenda against oil companies gets a succinct and direct assessment by Miss Piggy.
Categories: #culturewar Tags: FoxNews, Muppets
Drain Clogs – Women killed the Mammoths Edition
- Conservatives have turned to murder and mutilation of cats in order to threaten Democrats:
NSFW for Dead Cat Photo - These gun target signs put up on the doors of Missouri Democrats are totally peaceful surveyor symbols and not a threat the FBI should deal with!
- And another conservative calls for murdering the President to save Israel…
- Here’s some crazy from reddit:
- Hollywood bigwigs have become giant babies because they were unsuccessful in buying Obama over SOPA/PIPA.
- Apple doesn’t manufacture iPhones in the US because of our pesky anti-slavery laws.
- Self-Deport!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #elections Tags: 2012, Apple, Immigration, Israel, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Obama, PIPA, Reddit, SOPA, Teabaggers, Terrence Nowicki Jr
FreeRepublic 2012 Purge – Newt or Die!
It’s a day that ends in Y, so it must be time for another purge on FreeRepublic! This time, temperamental site owner Jim Robinson has decided that Free Republic is going to endorse Newt Gingrich!
Sure, the former Speaker of the House is totally a Washington outsider in the same mold as the tea party. That makes perfect sense.
But the real meat of the story is the purge now happening on anyone who doesn’t tow the FreeRepublic line. At first, JimRob has just been zotting supporters of Mitt Romney, while yelling FUMR and similar things. Now, the zot has been extended to everyone who isn’t 100% Newt! And the usual FR sycophants are lined up right behind JimRob, reporting anyone with a dissenting opinion. And I bet he’s wondering why this round of the Freepathon is taking so long…
I sure hope Jim Robinson doesn’t zot this guy who posted in November, because that would be awkward!
Categories: #culturewar, #freerepublic Tags: freepers, FreeRepublic.com, Jim Robinson, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich
Drain Clogs
- Newt Gingrich believes in socialism of his penis, but his then-wife was not impressed.
- Lamar Smith and the MPAA are giant babies, but the SOPA and PIPA protest had an effect as supporters flee the bill like Italian cruise line captains flee their stranded vessels.
- Megaupload has been shut down by the FBI, despite the business and company heads not being American. And the day after the SOPA protests.
- Obama has 273K less government employees than Reagan had, somehow is still a big government commie socialist unlike St. Reagan the Sinless.
- Farm Animals get 80% of the antibiotics sold in the US. And if you think that isn’t a problem, you’re part of the problem!
- Reason to Hate Wall Street of the Day.
- Rick Santorum actually won Iowa, is still awful. Remember, Republicans are totally “transparent” on voting but can’t even get this right.
- Cartoon of the Day:
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #elections Tags: antibiotics, big agriculture, Iowa, Lamar Smith, Megaupload, MPAA, Newt Gingrich, Obama, Rick Santorum, Ronald Reagan, SOPA, Tom the Dancing Bug
Categories: #conspiracytheories, #culturewar Tags: Betty White, Birthers, Obama
Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012
- US Coast Guard to escort grain ship as the military is now being used against striking workers. This is the first time since 1970 and Nixon ordered troops during the postal strike. Between that and the indefinite detention, it’s a proud time to be an American!
- Conservative Huttese Gangster Rush Limbaugh defended attacks against Mitt Romney in regards to Bain Capital, but failed to mention that Bain Capital owns Clear Channel Media, and thus is paying Limbaugh $400 million
- The New York Times – Should we check facts occasionally? They’re seriously asking people that, instead of going “Of course we should, we apologize for sucking so much the past 25 years!”
- It turns out having a sign by your pool saying “Whites Only” IS racist!
- SOPA author Lamar Smith steals images
- Don’t like the service of your waitstaff? If you’re a rich bastard like John Castle, just break their finger and call them a schmuck!
- Angry people tweet Michelle Obama
- Cartoon of the Day:
I can never read this guy’s name…
Categories: #culturewar, #drainclogs, #military Tags: 2012, Bain Capital, Florida, John Castle, Lamar Smith, Michelle Obama, military budget, Mitt Romney, New York Times, not racist, Obama, Rush Limbaugh
Fidel Castro wants a robot to be US President
It’s true!
“Isn’t the worst part that there isn’t even a robot in the White House who could run the U.S. and prevent a war that would end our species?” Castro asked in his column.
Castro then argued that 90 percent of Americans would vote for the robot over any current candidate.
Categories: #conspiracytheories, #culturewar Tags: Fidel Castro, Obama's Space Robots
Drain Clogs – 01-06-2012
- The party never stops, even when you take a break!
- Politisink salutes Rick Santorum, and hopes the Santorum rises all over the Republican electorate!
- South Carolina State Representative Thad Viers – currently running for Congress – has been arrested for harassing a woman who dumped him. He also has a prior record of leaving threatening answering machine messages on his ex-wife’s boyfriend’s machine. Thad Viers has been called a rising star and was one of the NRCC’s “On The Radar” candidates. He’s now dropped out.
- Another pro-lifer commits violence, setting fire to an abortion clinic. Extra bonus because the guy was a homeless alcoholic who spent all his time protesting that clinic.
- The New Hampshire GOP ave decided they want to take the crown of “Craziest GOP State” from those upstarts in Wisconsin, Utah, and Michigan. Not only has the legislature effectively terminated state education, but now they want to base all laws on the Magna Carta.
- Birther Queen Reverend Dr. Pastor Orly Taitz, Ph.D. Esq. T.E. has won a victory! The victory being not having her case immediately thrown out like almost every other time. So she gets a few weeks to be happy before her case is thrown out.
- Does Abstinence Only education created a generation of bullies?
- The FBI is going after Mitt Romney’s old company, Bain Capital
- A woman damaged a $30 million painting with her butt
- Sadly, Obama never went to Mars.
- Blame Canada and Big Oil for the US carbon emissions standards being trashed.
- Offered without comment (click for big):
Source - Offered without comment:
Source - Every time I hear about Sovereign Citizens, they’re going to jail for something horrible.
- Wyoming State Representative Bob Nicholas (GOP, of course!) beat his mentally disabled son outside a restaurant in Florida. Charges were dropped!
- We’ll have some Wingnut Web fun for you soon!
- Cartoon of the Day:
Adam Zyglis
Categories: #culturewar, #elections Tags: 2012, Rick Santorum, Twitter
