The Muppets attack Fox News!

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

It’s a good day when a major media company gets into a war of words with some puppets, and that day is upon us as Fox News’s attacks that the Muppet movie has a liberal agenda against oil companies gets a succinct and direct assessment by Miss Piggy.

Drain Clogs – Women killed the Mammoths Edition

Posted on January 27, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

Conservatives have turned to murder and mutilation of cats in order to threaten Democrats:
NSFW for Dead Cat Photo
These gun target signs put up on the doors of Missouri Democrats are totally peaceful surveyor symbols and not a threat the FBI should deal with!
And another conservative calls for murdering the President to save Israel…
Here’s some crazy from reddit:
Hollywood bigwigs have become giant babies because they were unsuccessful in buying Obama over SOPA/PIPA.
Apple doesn’t manufacture iPhones in the US because of our pesky anti-slavery laws.
Self-Deport!
Cartoon of the Day:

FreeRepublic 2012 Purge – Newt or Die!

Posted on January 24, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

It’s a day that ends in Y, so it must be time for another purge on FreeRepublic! This time, temperamental site owner Jim Robinson has decided that Free Republic is going to endorse Newt Gingrich!
Newt Gingrich Free Republic

Sure, the former Speaker of the House is totally a Washington outsider in the same mold as the tea party. That makes perfect sense.

But the real meat of the story is the purge now happening on anyone who doesn’t tow the FreeRepublic line. At first, JimRob has just been zotting supporters of Mitt Romney, while yelling FUMR and similar things. Now, the zot has been extended to everyone who isn’t 100% Newt! And the usual FR sycophants are lined up right behind JimRob, reporting anyone with a dissenting opinion. And I bet he’s wondering why this round of the Freepathon is taking so long…
Newt Gingrich Free Republic

I sure hope Jim Robinson doesn’t zot this guy who posted in November, because that would be awkward!
Newt Gingrich Free Republic

Drain Clogs

Posted on January 19, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

Newt Gingrich believes in socialism of his penis, but his then-wife was not impressed.
Lamar Smith and the MPAA are giant babies, but the SOPA and PIPA protest had an effect as supporters flee the bill like Italian cruise line captains flee their stranded vessels.
Megaupload has been shut down by the FBI, despite the business and company heads not being American. And the day after the SOPA protests.
Obama has 273K less government employees than Reagan had, somehow is still a big government commie socialist unlike St. Reagan the Sinless.
Farm Animals get 80% of the antibiotics sold in the US. And if you think that isn’t a problem, you’re part of the problem!
Reason to Hate Wall Street of the Day.
Rick Santorum actually won Iowa, is still awful. Remember, Republicans are totally “transparent” on voting but can’t even get this right.
Cartoon of the Day:

Obama Asks Betty White To Release Long Form Birth Certificate

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

Drain Clogs – 01-12-2012

Posted on January 12, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

US Coast Guard to escort grain ship as the military is now being used against striking workers. This is the first time since 1970 and Nixon ordered troops during the postal strike. Between that and the indefinite detention, it’s a proud time to be an American!
Conservative Huttese Gangster Rush Limbaugh defended attacks against Mitt Romney in regards to Bain Capital, but failed to mention that Bain Capital owns Clear Channel Media, and thus is paying Limbaugh $400 million
The New York Times – Should we check facts occasionally? They’re seriously asking people that, instead of going “Of course we should, we apologize for sucking so much the past 25 years!”
It turns out having a sign by your pool saying “Whites Only” IS racist!
SOPA author Lamar Smith steals images
Don’t like the service of your waitstaff? If you’re a rich bastard like John Castle, just break their finger and call them a schmuck!
Angry people tweet Michelle Obama
Cartoon of the Day:

I can never read this guy’s name…

Fidel Castro wants a robot to be US President

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Tars Tarkas

It’s true!

“Isn’t the worst part that there isn’t even a robot in the White House who could run the U.S. and prevent a war that would end our species?” Castro asked in his column.

Castro then argued that 90 percent of Americans would vote for the robot over any current candidate.