Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic Rescue of America’s Conservative Movement in 2012 …

Behold the greatest post posted this week on FreeRepublic.com. I don’t know what’s more crazy, this post, or the fact Patton@Bastogne seems to believe it will happen. Unfortunately you will just have to imagine the point where the text becomes randomly blue halfway though the post. Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic… Continue reading Political “Death of A Salesman” : Sarah Palin’s Dramatic Rescue of America’s Conservative Movement in 2012 …

Sarah Palin breaks hearts and minds on FreeRepublic.com

If you’re like me, you know the best thing about the Grifting Quitter’s big announcement is the exploding heads from the die hard true believers. And no place has a bigger, badder, crazier concentration than FreeRepublic.com. Come join us as we watch the fun! First up is se_ohio_young_conservative, who was one of the Palin or… Continue reading Sarah Palin breaks hearts and minds on FreeRepublic.com

Draft Sarah Palin!

From friend of the site D.C. Douglas: Hollywood Actor D.C. Douglas Mounts “Draft Sarah Palin” Campaign Actor and part- time political gadfly D.C. Douglas releases a political rock opera anthem for a Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann presidency. Hollywood, CA ( PRWEB ) April 05, 2011 – – Actor D.C. Douglas has produced and released an online… Continue reading Draft Sarah Palin!

Lou Sarah Palin

Who is Lou Sarah? Sarah Palin’s fake Facebook account used to praise her Sarah Palin account!! Finally, something hilarious out of the whole “former insider writing a tell-all memorial about Sarah Palin” besides the memorial being sent to everyone ever without getting a publishing deal so everything in it is old news.

Arizona Shooting leftover bits

Blood Libel? Are they serious? They are serious. Either Palin is insane or she eats babies. Why would you use that term? Also she used a teleprompter in her YouTube video! Today is the memorial for the Arizona victims, but Palin has now ensured we’re just gonna be talking about her. Giffords shooter Jared Loughner… Continue reading Arizona Shooting leftover bits

Drain Clogs – 11-22-2010

Almost immediately after skiplogic posted his article about Sarah Palin, two of Palin’s kids got into a giant Facebook fight where they threw gay slurs around like they just don’t care. Because they don’t. Kids will be dumb, but leave it to FreeRepublic.com to see their words as some sort of epic battle of freedom… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 11-22-2010

Palin the poser

You know, when it was first announced Bristol Palin would be appearing on ABC’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ this year, I thought what I think every year when ABC announces their Dancing With The Stars line-up: “it’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ and I don’t give a fuck about that show, but I’m sure something hilarious… Continue reading Palin the poser

Drain Clogs – 09-28-2010

Sarah Palin finally showed up on Dancing with the Stars, got booed. Crazy Teabagger Nevada Senate Candidate Sharron Angle is on government health care. Swiftboating Birther Jerome Corsi wants Obama to “Renounce Lucifer” Tea Party Patriots got a $1 million anonymous donation from someone horrible. Grass roots millionaires! Remember that Tea Party Patriots was the… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 09-28-2010

Drain Clogs – 09-10-2010

Freedomworks head and Teabagger grifter Dick Armey thinks 3% of voters are dead and voting Democratic. D.C. Douglas has a new video out about the Koran burning: The Republicans are running homeless people on the Green Party to siphon off votes from the Democrats. This guy Steve May was on NPR defending this yesterday and… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 09-10-2010

Drain Clogs – 08-30-2010

America’s honor is restored. And by America’s honor, I mean Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin’s bank accounts! good job, Wingnut Suckas! I’m sure maybe a few cents will end up at the charity, but only whatever Canadian pennies accidentally got put in the donation baskets. The crowd was estimated at 87,000, but that didn’t stop… Continue reading Drain Clogs – 08-30-2010