Obama surrendered to the right once again and released his long-form birth certificate to try to quiet the insane birthers. Because Obama underestimates the insane racism of his opponents, this release matters 0.0000%, as no one ever will be convinced if they think he’s a foreign born Muslim commie Kenyan alien robot. Dissenters fall into… Continue reading Obama releases Birth Certificate, Wingnuts unimpressed
Scott Adams (Dilbert creator) has gotten into quite a bit of hot water recently, and his attempts to backpedal and promote his geniusness have just made him more and more of a jerk, as he rapidly becomes a living example of the people he mocks in his strips. It all began with an essay Adams… Continue reading Scott Adams melts down all over the Internet
The same group that turned mortgage-backed securities from Grade F failures to Grade A eventual economy destroyers is now downgrading US debt. Now, I realize all this economic stuff can all blur together in a stream of boring languages, but this is a good example to show off how much of a joke the whole… Continue reading I got your rating right here, pal!
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The Obama administration has gone nuts having everyone use twitter accounts, particularly in the State Department. This obviously includes the State Department spokesman, who was fired last month for making a minor criticism of the administration’s treatment of Bradley Manning. It turns out that they didn’t take away his twitter account and has decided to… Continue reading The State Department spokesman has gone rogue
It’s true, just look at these scars! There can only be one explanation for this! No, not hair parting…BRAIN SURGERY SCARS!! And what was Barack Obama getting brain surgery on? Well, because he won’t let us dig deep into his private medical records, we can only assume that after Barack Obama was born, his brain… Continue reading Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!
In a world where people are idiots, Obama’s entire life history has been fabricated with poorly photoshopped photos! Or these people are too dumb to understand jpg compression artifacts.. No, Obama’s entire life history is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Via MediaMatters: Jack Cashill, author of the charmingly insane book Deconstructing Obama, claims to have unearthed yet another shocking… Continue reading Obama existed as a knee before anything else…
But not for the reasons the guy who made it thinks!
From friend of the site D.C. Douglas: Hollywood Actor D.C. Douglas Mounts “Draft Sarah Palin” Campaign Actor and part- time political gadfly D.C. Douglas releases a political rock opera anthem for a Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann presidency. Hollywood, CA ( PRWEB ) April 05, 2011 – – Actor D.C. Douglas has produced and released an online… Continue reading Draft Sarah Palin!