Rush Limbaugh listeners are classy!

Check out this class:

California State Senator Leland Yee (my state senator, btw) stood up to Rush Limbaugh’s latest racism and mocking of the Chinese language, and that ticked off Rush so much that someone isn’t putting up with his crap that he made fun of Yee on his show. And then suddenly Senator Yee got all these racist faxes and phone calls from “patriotic” Americans of the type who listen to Rush while massaging themselves with baby oil.

And check out this awesome voicemail that you should totally not listen to at work:

I’m sure one of the rightwing trolls will be by later in the comments to explain how this totally isn’t racist and also it was done by a liberal plant.

—Multiple Choice Quiz: A to Z —

—Multiple Choice Quiz: A to Z —

Liberals / progressives / socialists / marxists / communists ( synonyms: the
agenda is the same no matter what they choose to call themselves )
are: ( pick one)

A. people who may be victims of an ivy league brain laundry.
B. self appointed elites who know better than the rest of us who are too dumb
to choose for ourselves.
C. people who have the talent to ignore facts that they don’t like.
D. people who believe “free speech” is the right so say only what they
agree with.
E. logicians who believe true is false and vice versa.
F. people who believe that charity is donating other peoples money.
G. people who like to make rules for other people to obey.
H. people who believe that taxes are for others to pay.
I. people who afraid that others with guns may shoot them.
J. people who think that we have the best government that money can buy.
K. brats who never grew up due to lack of spankings.
L. people who want atheism to be the national religion.
M. people who believe that Islam is a peaceful religion.
N. people who think that Muslims are good since they hate the U.S. too.
O. people who believe the U.S.Constitution doesn’t apply to them, except when
P. those that believe in global warming even when standing up to their ears
in snowdrifts, but still fly in their private jets.
Q. believers in buying chinese made windmills saving American jobs.
R. people who think that buying oil from Venezuela and Arabia is better
than drilling for our own oil.
S. believers in printing more money to spend will solve our problems.
T. people who think that borrowing money for our children and grandchildren
to repay is not a form of identity theft.
U. people who believe that all criminals must be conservatives or Tea Partiers.
V. those who think that fermenting our food supply to create auto fuel is a
good idea.
W. the ones that believe murderers like Mao and Che are heroes.
X. those that think that unemployment insurance is a job stimulus.
Y. people who think that government bureaucrats deserve twice the pay of
the average American worker.

Feel free to add to the list of choices.

Drain Clogs – 01-19-2010

NBComcast is a reality. God help us all.

Maine Governor Paul LePage told the NAACP to “kiss my butt” then started rambling on about his “black son”. His full grown black son. Who moved into the house in 2002. After LePage used his dad as a caddy in Jamaica. The grown man has never been adopted by LePage. FYI, LePage ended up going to the NAACP event regardless of his butt kissing fetish.

Teabaggers are stupid.

Alabama Governor Robert Bentley get inaugurated, declares all non-Christians aren’t his brothers and sisters. But he didn’t mean to insult anyone.

Bomb at a MLK Day parade.

Conservative Pundit Glenn Beck stands against violence. Look out! Glenn Beck’s got a gun!

RedState’s Erick Erickson is quitting his city council job that he never shows up to to become a radio show host!

Tom “The Hammer” DeLay is going to jail for three years. It’s all liberals’ fault!

Cartoon of the Day:

More conservative fan fiction

“Winston, come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. “In a minute, honey, it’s a tie score,” he answered. Actually Winston wasn’t very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington. Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its “unseemly violence” and the “bad example it sets for the rest of the world,” Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be. Two-hand touch wasn’t nearly as exciting.

Yet it wasn’t the game that Winston was uninterested in. It was more the thought of eating another Tofu Turkey. Even though it was the best type of Veggie Meat available after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of federally-forbidden foods, (which already included potatoes, cranberry sauce and mince-meat pie), it wasn’t anything like real turkey. And ever since the government officially changed the name of “Thanksgiving Day” to “A National Day of Atonement” in 2020 to officially acknowledge the Pilgrims’ historically brutal treatment of Native Americans, the holiday had lost a lot of its luster.

Eating in the dining room was also a bit daunting. The unearthly gleam of government-mandated fluorescent light bulbs made the Tofu Turkey look even weirder than it actually was, and the room was always cold. Ever since Congress passed the Power Conservation Act of 2016, mandating all thermostats-which were monitored and controlled by the electric company-be kept at 68 degrees, every room on the north side of the house was barely tolerable throughout the entire winter.

Still, it was good getting together with family, or at least most of the family. Winston missed his mother, who passed on in October, when she had used up her legal allotment of live-saving medical treatment. He had had many heated conversations with the Regional Health Consortium, spawned when the private insurance market finally went bankrupt, and everyone was forced into the government health care program. And though he demanded she be kept on her treatment, it was a futile effort. “The RHC’s resources are limited,” explained the government bureaucrat Winston spoke with on the phone. “Your mother received all the benefits to which she was entitled. I’m sorry for your loss.”

Ed couldn’t make it either. He had forgotten to plug in his electric car last night, the only kind available after the Anti-Fossil Fuel Bill of 2021 outlawed the use of the combustion engines-for everyone but government officials. The fifty mile round trip was about ten miles too far, and Ed didn’t want to spend a frosty night on the road somewhere between here and there.

Thankfully, Winston’s brother, John, and his wife were flying in. Winston made sure that the dining room chairs had extra cushions for the occasion. No one complained more than John about the pain of sitting down so soon after the government-mandated cavity searches at airports, which severely aggravated his hemorrhoids. Ever since a terrorist successfully smuggled a cavity bomb onto a jetliner, the TSA told Americans the added “inconvenience” was an “absolute necessity” in order to stay “one step ahead of the terrorists.” Winston’s own body had grown accustomed to such probing ever since the government expanded their scope to just about anywhere a crowd gathered, via Anti-Profiling Act of 2022. That law made it a crime to single out any group or individual for “unequal scrutiny,” even when probable cause was involved. Thus, cavity searches at malls, train stations, bus depots, etc., etc., had become almost routine. Almost.

The Supreme Court is reviewing the statute, but most Americans expect a Court composed of six progressives and three conservatives to leave the law intact. “A living Constitution is extremely flexible,” said the Court’s eldest member, Elena Kagan. “Europe has had laws like this one for years. We should learn from their example,” she added.

Winston’s thoughts turned to his own children. He got along fairly well with his 12-year-old daughter, Brittany, mostly because she ignored him. Winston had long ago surrendered to the idea that she could text anyone at any time, even during Atonement Dinner. Their only real confrontation had occurred when he limited her to 50,000 texts a month, explaining that was all he could afford. She whined for a week, but got over it.

His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether. Perhaps it was the constant bombarding he got in public school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism or any of a number of other calamities were “just around the corner,” but Jason had developed a kind of nihilistic attitude that ranged between simmering surliness and outright hostility. It didn’t help that Jason had reported his father to the police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2018, which outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another human being. Winston paid the $5000 fine, which might have been considered excessive before the American dollar became virtually worthless as a result of QE13. The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government initiated was, once again, to “spur economic growth.” This time they promised to push unemployment below its years-long rate of 18%, but Winston was not particularly hopeful.

Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston thought, before remembering it was a Day of Atonement. At least he had his memories. He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises to make life “fair for everyone” realized their full potential. Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized how much things could change when they didn’t happen all at once, but little by little,
so people could get used to them.

He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around 2011, when all the real nonsense began. “Maybe we wouldn’t be where we are today if we’d just said ‘enough is enough’ when we had the chance,” he thought. Maybe so, Winston.
Maybe so.

FreeRepublic purges have consequences….

Well, someone got ticked off they got zotted in JimRob’s latest purge over DADT:

Hello. You don’t know me under this name. For reasons that are going to be obvious soon, I didn’t wish to send you this message with my usual Free Republic account. This message is an invitation, a welcome to a new forum called

While I love the people who make up Free Republic, I have many complaints about Jim Robinson and his cronies who run the actual website. Over and over again, whenever somebody has complained or offered suggestions, they have been told by JimRob and others to go and start their own website if they know so much. Well, I’ve decided to take them up on that offer.

I’ve started for three simple reasons, and once you’ve read those reasons, I’m sure you’ll agree that we need to make a few adjustments if we want this powerful bastion of conservatism to remain. The first reason is simple: Free Republic is too important to left in the hands of JimRob. Jim and his son John have repeated stated that if just one Freepathon goal isn’t met, that’s it – “Free Republic will be dead.” I can’t stand the idea of America without Free Republic. Imagine if we hadn’t been there when Dan Rather was passing around his forgeries, how different things would be today. Now realize that, as things are going, we won’t be around when the next Rathergate happens. We can’t allow that to happen, and since JimRob has publicly refused to deal with this issue, we have to take matters into our own hands. My solution is

The second reason is that I believe that free market capitalism has made America great, and that attempting any other system will lead us to ruin. A belief JimRob apparently doesn’t share, since he continues to refuse to place ads on Free Republic and instead depend on a PBS-esque donation system. We are not NPR, and we are not a charity – why do we raise money like one? For this reason, I’ve developed to depend on advertisements. will not depend on donations, instead, we will depend on the opportunities provided by the free market to create a self-sustaining version of Free Republic – without the constant Freepathons.

The third reason is that JimRob is, in my opinion, a petty tyrant. How many of you know somebody who was purged? How many wonder if you may be next on the list? If you’re neither of these people, consider this: Giuliani was America’s Mayor in 2008. That didn’t stop JimRob from purging all his supporters without warning. How do you know that whoever you support in the Republican primaries won’t raise JimRob’s wrath? How do you know the next purge group won’t be Mormons, Jews, Birthers, Pro-Palin, Anti-Palin, and so on? I believe that purging the non-believers and demanding total mental agreement with the “Dear Leader” is the exact opposite of conservative values, regardless of where JimRob stands on abortion and homosexuality. And for that reason, I’ve set up as a place where conservatives who follow the rules will not be banned, no matter how much I disagree with them. Regardless of your politics, religion, or favorite sport team, you will only be banned for breaking the rules. is a purge-free zone.

So, I hope you’ve read all this, and will accept my invitation. If this seems like something you can believe in, come to, sign up, and start talking. And if you like it, spread the word. Because Free Republic is too important to just let die.

This may bet interesting, so stay tuned!

PatriotActionNetwork’s reaction to the Tucson shootings

The shooter was a crazy Tea Party patriot! The shooter was a crazy leftist marxist who had a shrine to Obama in his backyard!

Unsurprisingly, the talkers on both the left and the right are barking up the wrong tree again. Like everything else in the news these days the “substitutive debate” on this incident has been nothing more than finger pointing at who is responsible for this tragedy. Of course if the media were crazy enough to approach the real debate here, how the public receives and is influenced by the talking heads on television and radio, they’d be inditing themselves. Obviously we’ll never hear about this end of the story from the lamestream media.

However, the internet has been abuzz with speculation and finger pointing! I decided to check in with our good friends over at Resistnet PatriotActionNetwork to see what their take on the shootings were. Again, unsurprisingly, the discussion on this incident has taken a predictable turn on the PAN forums. As all good Resistnet threads have gone, it started with a “heartfelt” plea from admin Darla DeWald on how this tragedy is a tragedy and should not be an excuse to score political points on any side. And also how this particular thread should be dedicated to praying for the victims and NOT for debating or passing blame:

But like every other thread on Resistnet PatriotActionNetwork though it went from 0 to BLAME-CRAZY in about 7 seconds:

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Arizona Shooting leftover bits

Blood Libel? Are they serious? They are serious. Either Palin is insane or she eats babies. Why would you use that term? Also she used a teleprompter in her YouTube video!

Today is the memorial for the Arizona victims, but Palin has now ensured we’re just gonna be talking about her.

Giffords shooter Jared Loughner is nuts. We already knew that, but this lets you know how nuts he is.

Jared also posted crazy stuff on a conspiracy website.

The Tea Party Express is shocked, SHOCKED, that their violent rhetoric is being criticized in wake of the Giffords shooting. Also, give them money!

These giant bulls eye targets aren’t gun sights, they are surveyor’s symbols! Lock and reload your surveying tools!

Gateway Pundit then photoshopped his own bulls eye photo trying to smear DailyKos. Here is a link to the original DKos post.

Remember that conservatives hate violence

Now buy this “You Lie!” commemorative AR-15 gun part! It’s the perfect thing to celebrate…the State of the Union…or…your son shooting his first congresswoman!

Free Times sez:

A South Carolina gun and accessories company is selling semi-automatic rifle components inscribed with “You lie” – a tribute to the infamous words of 2nd District Republican Congressman Joe Wilson when he shouted at President Barack Obama during a congressional speech about national health care reform in the fall of 2009.

“Palmetto State Armory would like to honor our esteemed congressman Joe Wilson with the release of our new ‘You Lie’ AR-15 lower receiver,” reads a portion of the company’s website.

The product “is neither endorsed nor affiliated with Joe Wilson or his campaign,” according to a line of text at the bottom of the page. A picture of Wilson holding a rifle and standing in the company’s gun shop appears on the same page. The company offers the components, marked “MULTI to accommodate most builds,” for $99.95 apiece.

“Only 999 of these will be produced, get yours before they are gone!” the website reads.

FYI, the page on the website is now mysteriously missing…

Here is Joe Wilson himself in the Palmetto State Armory store!

But remember, liberals are just as violent as conservatives! Also the sky is green.

US doomed due to Russian/Chinese Dream Sneak Attacks!

Looks like America is doomed again!

I recently read more than 10 stories of folk having “visions” given to them by God about Russia and China attacking the U.S. In one of the visions, Russia was able to attack the U.S. UNDETECTED by simply entering Canada from the Beaufort Sea through the Northwest territories Saskatchewan and attacked Minnesota while China took cues and attacked the state of California.

I don’t have proof but the only way I could see the U.S. getting attacked and caught off guard YET AGAIN was through the DADT repeal. Other armies of the world allow homosexuals to serve but yet they were never the most powerful because everyone is too busy in their own affairs to actually do their jobs. We were because we were always focused on the job at hand and not sexuality or relationships. That’s what made us the most powerful. I have a feeling like Russia and China are going to be able to catch us off guard and attack us because of this repeal. No one is going to be paying attention anymore. Gays will be paying attention to whether someone says a gay slur or not and how they will sue them. And Hetereos will be looking at what gay person is trying to get with them. Everyone is going to be caught up in things not pertaining to the actual job and this will give other countries free reign to test us and how far they can get through. That missle that flew through Southern California a few weeks ago, I suspect is from China testing the western borders of the U.S. to see if we were paying attention and can get their missles in undetected through radar. And it was quite the success because no one still knows where it came from. Mission accomplished. We were too busy focusing on gays getting married and DATD that they managed to pull that stunt with easy effort.

This nation has turned it’s back on God and that’s why he will allow them to attack. God said a nation from the north (Russia) and a nation from the east (the 200 million man army China) will attack this country and he will let them because of the sins and unrepentant hearts of this people. That is why so many natural disasters are happening as well. It doesn’t matter if you believe or don’t believe, Jesus the son of God is returning soon and all these disasters you see happening are the birth pains to come before he does. And they will only get worse.

Believe it when I say, when some stare or famous city like Las Vegas, Los Angeles, or New York has a major earthquake destruction, volcanoe, or flood, that’s when the enemy nations will attack. When our biggest cities that bring in the most money and tourism are destroyed and we are weak, they will pounce. You heard it hear first. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. All you have to do to be saved is believe in your heart Jesus is the son of God and that he died on the cross for your sins. Also ask for forgiveness for those sins. And you will be saved no matter if you die. This nation has many judgments coming upon it and God has not forgotten one thing from it’s history.