San Diego Tea Party leader arrested for kidnapping and rape

Some disgusting and horrible news out of San Diego, as a Tea Party leader (“Co-Organizer and Public Relations Representative for the San Diego Tea Party” according to his website) has been arrested for the kidnapping and rape of a woman:

Michael John Kobulnicky is accused of offering a woman a ride on February 25, but instead of taking her home, he drove to secluded island, pulled the victim out of the vehicle, sexually assaulted her, and left her in the sand. San Diego Police Lt. Andra Brown said, “He dragged her out of the car and sexually assaulted her pretty brutally.”

Kobulnicky, the public relations director for the San Diego Tea Party, is also the former regional director of the Southern California Conservative Party.

Kobulnicky’s website touts his conservative and Christian values. Too bad his life doesn’t seem to follow those values, or any values. And maybe the GOP War on Women is being stepped up a notch…

Patricia Heaton insults Sandra Fluke, lamely apologizes

Actress Patricia Heaton stepped down from her cross briefly this week to spend a grand ol’ time slurring Sandra Fluke – the Georgetown student who was forbidden to testify before the House committee about birth control and was insulted by Rush Limbaugh and others. Eventually, Heaton (or more likely, her rep or reps from ABC’s The Middle) realized things had one to far and her Twitter account was shut down. It then reappeared with some weaksauce apologies. The apology is so weak, it would qualify for the Super Soldier program in WW2.

Her tweets:
Patricia Heaton tweets

Patricia Heaton tweets from AngryBlackLady

Andrew Breitbart Dead — Must be a CONSPIRACY!

Because no one could possibly have health problems! Andrew Breitbart’s early death is a tragedy and a message to take care of yourself. Granted, we all know the true conspiracy, what with this being Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday – Justin killed Breitbart for sport just because he can! Either get Bieber Fever or prepare to die! No one can make me believe Bieber didn’t kill him…

So let’s visit FreeRepublic and see how rationally people are taking Breitbart’s untimely death…

Conspiracy!

It begins…

To: combat_boots

He must have had something big on the administration.

4 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:33:53 2012 by TShaunK

To: combat_boots

He announces that he has tapes of obama and he he is now dead????????

7 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:34:58 2012 by Jewels1091

To: Jewels1091

Fox says he died of natural causes….yea right. RIP Andrew.

11 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:37:13 2012 by lula (Newt 2012! We need him now more than ever because the establishment is scared.)

But of everything that has come so far, this one is my favorite, so I’m bumping it to the top:

To: combat_boots

The pros can make it look natural or like an accident.

There are substances, that in tiny quantities (millionths of a gram), can cause illness, cancer, strokes, nerve damage (e.g., Rush’s hearing loss), mental confusion (e.g., Rick Perry’s sudden dementia), bizarre behavior, etc.

There are THOUSANDS of such substances. Even a top quality autopsy may not discover them. Just looking at natural plant alkaloids, there are many thousands of substances that cause a variety of harmful effects. Think of how easily medical researchers create a particular cancer in lab animals.

This is 21st Century assassination. It is done quietly by highly paid professionals. The democrat party has plenty of contacts with organized crime figures and foreign intel services.

Every conservative leader needs to be extremely conscious of this threat. Poisons can be delivered by food, drink, inhalation, or skin contact. For example, an assassin could put a tiny amount of poison on something that the target will touch. It could be delivered by a handshake at a rally!

I once worked for a retired three star general, the former head of Defense Intel Agency. He told me, “When it looks suspicious and highly unlikely, it is almost certainly enemy action”.

Fellow Freepers, this is not conspiracy theory. What I am recommending is a much higher level of security.

Don’t think for a minute that the commies will not kill you. I have no doubt that every member of FR is on a hit list.

After the Cold War, when KGB records were released, I found out my name was on a list of former military officers to be rounded up and executed after a successful nuclear strike on the United States.

They are here. Now. They will do anything to hang onto power.

133 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:24:21 2012 by darth

Yes, this lunatic thinks there is a massive conspiracy to slightly poison conservative heroes just enough to make them look dumb or be deaf. Nope, not the thousands of pills Rush shoved down his gullet a day–LIBERAL CONSPIRACY! Nope, Perry isn’t a moron–LIBERAL CONSPIRACY! Nope, I can’t be stuck working a dead end job due to my lack of education and inter-personal skills–LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!

The conspiracy continues…

To: combat_boots

I just saw this on Drudge. WTF?? Natural causes? What the hell does that mean? He just died and they are declaring it immediately as “natural causes”? Obamacide?

14 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:37:23 2012 by GrandJediMasterYoda (How ironic that Ann Coulter should write a book called Treason.)

Obama’s biggest worry is some guy with a website!

To: Jewels1091

First thing I thought. I wouldn’t put it past the POS.

18 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:38:35 2012 by hillarys cankles

Obama shows how political murder is done!

To: combat_boots

Tragic! WOW! Move on over Vince Foster!

I smell a BIG rat here!

19 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:38:35 2012 by JDoutrider

We need backups of backups of backups of backups!

To: Jewels1091
He announces that he has tapes of obama and he he is now dead????????

I hope he was smart enough to have secretly given copies of the tapes to several other sources for immediate release in case he should suddenly die “of natural causes”.
22 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:40:10 2012 by apillar

I think GregNH forgot he was posting from the bathroom again!

To: combat_boots
The story claims he did shortly after midnight in LA. That is 6 hours ago! How the EFF does one determine he died of “NATURAL CAUSES” in less than 6 hours?

This smells so bad dead fish are jumping ship.
27 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:41:43 2012 by GregNH (I will continue to do whatever it takes, my grandchildren are depending on me….)

A post so nice he posted it thrice!

To: combat_boots

Natural causes??? If our life expectency was 50, maybe.

31 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:42:44 2012 by VanDeKoik (If case you are wondering, I’m supporting Newt.)

It’s not like Breitbart claimed to have videos all the time for years straight or anything…

To: TShaunK

******Didn’t he just speak at cpac and or somewhere recently saying it had expose videos of obama and if he should die, it won’t be of natural causes???????

40 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:43:54 2012 by Bluebird Singing

Didn’t you read that other guy? Us Libs already got to Rush!

To: combat_boots

I’m usually someone who does not go in for conspiracy theories, but man does this smell! Rush Limbaugh better be very careful in the days ahead.

41 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:44:08 2012 by GreenHornet

Mr. K thinks Breitbart was healthy!

To: GrandJediMasterYoda

That is what struck me too…

A healthy 43 year-old does NOT die of ‘natural causes’

Especially “suddenly”

Did he have a history of heart trouble?

Or did the announcement that he had college video of Obama contribute to his sudden decline in health?

Where are those videos? RELEASE THEM NOW

[Please tell me he kept a safe copy with friends]

59 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:49:16 2012 by Mr. K (Were the Soviet-Era propogandists as gleefully willing as our Lame-stream Media?)

“Obama natural causes”? I think you can think of a cooler term than that…

To: Jewels1091

He announces that he has tapes of obama and he he is now dead????????-———

Exactly.

I said on another post I hope he didn’t die of ‘Obama natural causes’…

His ‘hating Breitbart’ trailer demonstrates as well, there is reason for autopsy.

it is an election year after all…

73 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:56:14 2012 by Freddd (NoPA ngineers.)

I know I’m crazy, so let’s get more crazy…

To: combat_boots
Possible that it was in fact “Natural”. But I’m not going to take the word of some career Democrat LA coroner on it.

OK i know I’m in full tinfoil mode but he was very young. The timing was also very convenient for Obama. He had his dinner with Ayers. Given the chance to join the elite if he just plays ball. He refuses to be a good boy and now he is dead. He was the only guy on our side who could play the Saul Alinsky as well as they could. In addition those who are left have gotten a clear message of what happens if you don’t play nice with King Obama.
76 posted on Thu Mar 1 06:57:47 2012 by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)

Teaparty martyr huh? Of course conspiracy theories about WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE SPREADING THEM!!!

To: combat_boots

They are calling him a “teaparty martyr.” Conspiracy theories abound. He had the goods on President Obama & his corrupt administration. Nothing would surprise me.

86 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:03:39 2012 by outofstyle (Down All the Days)

WWJD? Accuse the President of murder!

To: angcat

Heart disease may run in a family, and murder (yes I said it) is a tool that this administration uses as it wishes.

For me this is a confirmation. Andrew has recently said certain things that show me that this was NOT natural at all.

91 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:05:27 2012 by RobinWWJD

FR = Loss of all brain fuction

To: Travis McGee
What was that old rule? CIA = Sudden heart attack

NSA = Sudden and deadly stroke
96 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:07:37 2012 by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)

No human being has ever walked at night before!

To: GrandJediMasterYoda

He was walking and collapsed. ‘Someone’ saw him and called 911. He was walking at midnight???? Was he meeting someone, did he have a lead to something? I find that strange in itself!

100 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:10:03 2012 by Jewels1091

I’m really just quoting this so I can use the flag gif!

To: Travis McGee
Two words immediately come to mind: Enemy Action

Or how about: Plausible Deniability.


104 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:12:19 2012 by Joe Brower (Sheep have three speeds: “graze”, “stampede” and “cower”.)

My crazed conspiracy site proves this is a conspiracy!

To: bitt

Very suspicious.There are so many untraceable bio toxins which can cause such a heart attack. The timing is just too convenient for the one. I have a hard time ruling out foul play.We do have a fascist in the WH.Believe it.

I hope Andrew had duplicates of the O tapes made , and that they are safely preparing to have them released.I wonder if Andrew knew his life might be tenuous.Reminds me of the Quarles Harris case, a very convenient murder of a witness to hearings on the Dept. State Obama passport files.

http://theobamafile.com/_associates/JohnBrennan.htm

Did anyone report this to Homeland Security? /S

105 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:12:23 2012 by Candor7 (Obama fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)

To: combat_boots

What do they call Arkanicide in Kenya?

110 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:14:56 2012 by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)

Yes. Amazing, amazing how Travis McGee just couldn’t wait to exploit Breitbart’s death to sell more of his terrible Eliminationist fan fiction!

To: Joe Brower

Yes. Amazing, coming the day after I wrote “Gangster Government, and Sakharov’s Immunity.”

http://www.enemiesforeignanddomestic.com/efadGG.htm

“Which brings me at last to Sakharov’s Immunity. Andrei Sakharov was a Soviet physicist and a primary inventor of the H-bomb. When he went off the Communist reservation in 1967 and became a dissident, the regime made his life miserable but they did not kill him, which was certainly in their power to do. His death under such circumstances would have proved the very points he was making about the illegitimate Soviet regime. They moved him far into Siberia to keep him isolated from intrepid foreign visitors, but they did not sprinkle radioactive Polonium dust on his salad. The introduction of that deadly form of Russian salad dressing was left for a later strongman, Vladimir Putin, formerly of the KGB.

“And there are many other means of assassination. The Soviet KGB could not assassinate Sakharov’s reputation, it was above reproach. But in the modern era, with the elite media serving as the Obama regime’s willing propaganda organ (birth control, anyone?) this is easier to arrange than ever. Popular media icons can be and have been driven off the airwaves by the full-court press of the Media Matters smear machine, in coordination with Valerie Jarrett at the Whitehouse War Room. And does anyone believe that the vicious smear campaign against black conservative Republican candidate Herman Caine was not orchestrated in the War Room of Gangster Government, Inc?

“Or the regime can commit an “Economic Waco,” the way it has recently done to the Rick and Terri Reese family of Deming, NM. Read about this case, and ponder this federal engine of total destruction being turned against your family. At the same time the secret federal “law enforcement” (sic) program of walking thousands of guns directly to Mexican cartel killers was official ATF policy, and nobody has even been charged with a crime.”

121 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:20:04 2012 by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)

To: GregNH

Exactly!! It’s going to take weeks to find out how Whitney Houston died, but for Andrew, they can determine how he died in a matter of hours?!?! This is unbelievable!!! I pray the truth will come to light!!

123 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:20:24 2012 by dannibp (I must remind myself daily that God is in control.)

I know this because I saw it on the internet. Also I wrote about it in my latest book, Johnny Whitewhite Shoots the Darkies!

To: Dawgreg

“Instant Heart Attack” powders and sprays have been around in the CIA and KGM arsenals for at least fifty years.

The beauty of the good ones is the cause the heart attack, and leave no trace for autopsy.

I would not put it past Gangster Government Inc. to slip a few samples to outside operatives, who also wanted to see Andrew Breitbart dead.

128 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:22:28 2012 by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)

Wait, did Obama murder him or the CIA or Ayers? I’m so confused…

To: lula

Naturally … a little thorium in his drink at the Ayers residence recently. You dine with murderers and you gets what you gets.

134 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:24:24 2012 by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)

More like a March Surprise!

To: combat_boots

SOMEBODY GOT TO HIM! HIS OCTOBER SURPRISE WAS THE CAUSE OF HIS DEATH. I HOPE SOMEBODY HAS THAT INFORMATION.

141 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:27:17 2012 by ncfool (OMG 2012)

Who the heck is Matt? Matt Drudge? Isn’t Freep feuding with him because he isn’t anti-Romney? So confused…

To: Travis McGee
I say this in all sincerity, Matt: You better watch your knot. I’d be checking my six at regular intervals and only eat out of cans for a while.

The chances that Breitbart just dropped dead at such a convenient time just doesn’t pass the smell test — the chances are millions to one. When you have the Chicago Mob working out of the White House, well, need we say more?

These soulless creatures will do anything they think they can get away with, including murder most foul. “The ends justfies the means” and all that rot.


151 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:37:02 2012 by Joe Brower (Sheep have three speeds: “graze”, “stampede” and “cower”.)

My tagline is sort of ironic.

To: combat_boots
This was a warning to anyone else who thinks of challenging the fictitious creation known as Barack Obama.

161 posted on Thu Mar 1 07:49:18 2012 by Iron Munro (“Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he’ll just kill you.” John Steinbeck)

MHGinTN has degraded to Freeper Pidgin

To: Travis McGee

And the thuggery now running the unJustice Department will not even turn a finger to investigate, so billy and his sow can murder with impunity while their bassturd boy is soiling The People’s White House (albeit no longer the people’s place to question).

176 posted on Thu Mar 1 08:23:04 2012 by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)

Another thread:
“Andrew Breitbart at CPAC 2012”
The conspiracies continue, now in book form!

To: dragonblustar
Breitbart died at 43? Nobody dies at 43.

My wife studies this stuff in great detail. She is a bestselling author of crime and suspense novels. She has all kinds of books on how to kill people and cover up crimes. She says there are a whole lot of ways to cause (for example) a heart-attack and make it look natural. Not saying that’s what happened here. Just sayin.
17 posted on Thursday, March 01, 2012 9:26:56 AM by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)

No one can make me believe…

To: Bluebird Singing
It make me sad to think that we live in a country where political assassination is a tool of the ruling class.

Vince Foster – no one can make me believe the Clintons didn’t have him killed.
Breitbart – likewise no one can make me believe that Obama didn’t have him killed.

And now I read that I was unaware of others…
20 posted on Thursday, March 01, 2012 9:28:29 AM by grobdriver

Not everyone is on the conspiracy train, I give credit where credit is due and the Freepers trash this nutjob:
CIA secret weapon of assassination Heart Attack Gun, Declassified 1975 New World Order Report

But back to your regular conspiracy…
Andrew Breitbart’s death to be reviewed by L.A. County coroner

I don’t trust no Demmycrats!

To: Beaten Valve

Call me what you want.

I don’t trust a LA County Coroner.

4 posted on Thu Mar 1 09:50:43 2012 by cableguymn (Good thing I am a conservative. Otherwise I would have to support Mittens like Republicans do.)

Someone should regulate those Red murders…

To: Beaten Valve
Lemme see now…

A guy who said he had videos of Barack HUSSEIN Obama when he was younger….and he ends up keeling over at age 43.

Just a co-inky-dink.

Communists always do this. The history of the 20th century is littered with Red murders, that are always “accidents”.

The evidence will be next to impossible to find.

But it’s there.
20 posted on Thu Mar 1 09:59:38 2012 by Regulator

As the conspiracy grows, we shall follow along…until it gets boring.

Drain Clogs – Love means never having to say “I’ll Deport You!” Edition

Some roundup stuff from the past week you may have missed…

FreeRepublic crashed again 2012 part 648220

FreeRepublic is down as of me writing this and has been down for hours and hours. Luckily, among the many alternative sites is a Yahoo group that I can cull quotes from to make us all feel that warm fuzzy feeling we get when we read Freeper quotes and bitter infighting!

dadbwo sez:

Dear Jim,

I don’t know how to communicate this in the most hearable way so I’ll just do my
best.

A shocking number of folks are telling me by email that they are quite . . .
annoyed . . . to put it mildly . . . that there’s this kind of outage after the
last FREEPATHON.

And, I don’t know that a lot of them are that irate over the money etc. as much
as it’s more like the last straw of a list of grievances.

I realize your style is more to say they can kiss your rear but I hope you don’t
take that stance.

You tend to be a fairly horrible communciator in these situations and that
shoots yourself in the foot, frankly. I hate to see it. It wouldn’t cost you
that much more bother to communicate better, more charitably and more
frequently.

It’s one thing to cast yourself as an imperious authoritarian demi-god immune to
all the ignorant serfs and slaves and their critiques. Circling the wagons
around an ever increasingly narrow strictly kosher group of close buddies does
not influence most favorably the widest possible group to help protect and
reclaim The Republic.

It’s another thing to seek financial and political support from as reasonably
broad a base of true conservatives as possible to do the best we all can in
behalf of The Republic.

I hate to see you shoot yourself in the foot so extensively so repeatedly in
this critical election year. It saddens me more than I can express.

I’ve never seen the outrage I’m getting from people by email–not in quantity
and not in degree of outrage. I encourage you to be very thoughtful and
understanding in how you handle all this.

I encourage you to communicate a lot more than you are accustomed to and in a
charitable cooperative vs authoritarian tone.

I realize your amen corner may well jump all over my effort to help you with
this msg as you may as well. However, you should be able to see my caring heart
in it, if you are willing to look.

Certainly we greatly appreciate all your labors and efforts in behalf of FR and
The Republic. Evidently many thousands of FREEPERS do not feel appreciated much
at all by you. That’s very sad.

Sincerely,

Oscar

jimrob posts:

We do the best we can with what we have. Others have tried and failed with more.
We’re under capitalized, under funded, under staffed and under water. Just too
damn stupid and too damn stubborn to know you can’t do what we’re doing on a
shoestring and live to tell the tale. No doubt someday all of our detractors
will be pleased to see us go down for the last time. But until then, damn the
torpedoes, full speed ahead!!

We are the resistance!! If not us, who?

Someone whose name I forgot to copy sez:

FR. All this “I’m getting emails” comment leads me to think dad is among a
number of like-minded compatriots who have been zotted in the last few months
and is taking advantage of the use of another forum to complain about FR. We’ve
seen it here in the Yahoo forum before.

….

Amen!!! I am wondering who this all important “FReeper” is to have SO many
“FReepers” emailing him/her to complain.

P.S. FR has not gone down in quite some time. J&JR knew we needed new servers,
hence our last FReepathon…..which tells me they did one HECK of a job taping
up the old servers just to keep us going this long.

NGZ

womanvet sez:

umm..so, you and anonymous FReepers are pissed because there is a problem with
technology? Well, I understand and aggree with them — who ever heard of a
server going down? I never spent every last zloty on a super fancy accessory and
ever had a problem with it. I never bought a brand new car that came up with a
mechanical problem in the first week, either.

Nope, the only thing that ever has effed up in the 150 years (give or take a
few)I’ve been around has been FR — after I sent money.

Well, not quite…I sent money to Fred Thompson and he quit the next day. I made
a donation to Herman Cain, and he dropped out. I gave to Rick Perry…well,
yeah, he’s out now. So, I gave money to my friend to send to Newt, cause I was
afraid to donate….his car broke down. So, even though I suspected FR was done
in by someone not wanting us to discuss the fraud that will go on in Michigan,
deep down I know it was the FReepathon. I is my fault.

So tell those anonymous whiners to be angry at me, not JimRob.

OneVike Ing sez:

In want to thank Jim for being so aware and on the ball that you knew
ahead of time that a problem existed and humbly asked the faithful Freepers for
the extra funds that would be needed to fix a problem he was aware could happen.

Great timing, and strong evidence that Jim knows how to keep FR going strong,
with minimal problems.

Thanks again Jim,

God bless,

OV

Corporate front group Center for Consumer Freedom renews War on Puppies

Just when you thought everyone loves puppies, American Corporations have arrived to prove they are solidly in the Joe the Plumber camp of hating animals. Yes, Center for Consumer Freedom bought ad time during the Oscars to run a commercial bashing the Humane Society!

And who is the Center for Consumer Freedom? Why, a corporate front group ran by Rick Berman. Not the terrible Rick Berman who ruined Star Trek, this is a different terrible Rick Berman. What is it with Ricks? I’ll just copy ThinkProgress’s table of horrors that Rick Berman, PR Hero, has unleashed upon the nation:

I sure hope Rick Berman doesn’t follow the diet he gets paid to pimp out, because he would have enormous medical bills and catastrophic health consequences. And that would be a shame. Reminder to all that Politisink is Team Puppies!
Team Puppies!

Jan Brewer endorses Romney, become FreeRepublic enemy

Guess you can’t do anything these days without becoming a sworn enemy of FreeRepublic.com. Arizona governor Jan Brewer endorsed Mitt Romney, now let’s watch the sparks fly!

The problem is women just don’t want to vote for the guy who cheats on his sick wives, because of college brainwashing!

To: DivineMomentsOfTruth

Most people do seem to call themselves conservatives in polls still. The big problem is women. Mitt has been winning far more of the women’s vote than the men’s vote. Studies show that women who attend college come out as liberals even if they entered as conservatives, while men who attend college don’t change their political viewpoint at all. The liberals have a done a wonderful job Balkanizing the country and turning every other demographic against white heterosexual males. Republicans need to fight against this more, without simply conceding their positions on things like abortion. Obviously in war or in politics, when you give up territory, you don’t appease your enemy, you only embolden them to go after more territory. I haven’t heard enough from any of the candidates seeking to unite the genders, races, etc. Newt did do a good job talking about the poor, blacks, etc. but needs to speak more to that soccer mom vote. Not by pandering, but by at least explaining how his policies will help everybody including them.

11 posted on Sun Feb 26 12:15:36 2012 by JediJones (Watch “Gingrich to Michigan: Change or Die” on YouTube. Best Speech Ever!)

Egads, the “college conspiracy” thing has legs!

To: JediJones

It’s difficult to change the minds of those who have been indoctrinated not to think for themselves.. This is why Obama and the Left are pushing for Everyone to get a college education.. They want their dumbed-down drones to vote for them.

15 posted on Sun Feb 26 12:49:34 2012 by DivineMomentsOfTruth (“Give me Liberty or I’ll stand up and get it for myself!”)

Brewer is a monster, a total monster…

To: All

I know all along she is a rino, doing everything with her own ambition in mind.

She vetoed the state’s presidential elig bill;
she had a chance to challenge obozo’s constitutional authority (he is not a legitimate president!) to rule against Az’s illegal immmigration law but she chose to fight it the hard way and lost. She endorsed McCain for senate in 2010 battle against J.D. Hayworth……
Of course she endorses Romney! Rino for Rino!

23 posted on Sun Feb 26 15:02:19 2012 by chrisnj

The greatest Obama lawsuit of them all – Banned for Mulatto!

Yes, crazy town has come early this Christmas, with a man (Gordon Warren Epperly of 14th-Amendment.com) in Alaska filing a lawsuit trying to get Obama removed from the ballot because he’s a Mulatto and therefore not a citizen. Because of some crap regarding the 14th Amendment not being really ratified or something. This is a REAL LAWSUIT! You can read the complaint here!

Barack Hussein Obama II, Aka Barack Hussein Obama, Aka Barack H. Obama has the race status of being a “Mulatto.” Barack Obama’s father (Barack Hussein Obama I) was a full blood Negro being born Nyang’oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya and raised in the Colony of Kenya. Barack Obama’s mother (Stanley Ann Dunham) was a white Caucasian woman being born in Wichita, Kansas on November 29, 1942 and raised in the state of Washington and in the State of Hawaii.

As stated above, for an Individual to be a Candidate for the Office of President of the United States, the Candidate must meet the qualifications set forth in the United States Constitution and one of those qualifications is that the Candidate shall be a “natural born Citizen” of the United States. As Barack Hussein Obama II is of the “Mulatto” race, his status of citizenship is founded upon the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. Before the [purported] ratification of the Fourteenth Amendment, the race of “Negro” or “Mulatto” had no standing to be citizens of the United States under the United States Constitution.

Source

Obama Burns Constitution

Like this guy can count to 14...