Obama Killed Seal Team 6 – FreeRepublic.com

Oh, you knew this crap was coming. Up first is a conspiracy theory so nice, the guy posted it 22 times! Thrill as Obama invents Seal Team 6 out of midair, and then murders these fake people who don’t exist and totally didn’t kill Osama And to show “Obama murdering Seal Team 6” isn’t just… Continue reading Obama Killed Seal Team 6 – FreeRepublic.com

The Statue of Liberty is UnAmerican!

Yes, Right Wing Nuts are actually saying this! Oklahoma City-based pastor John Benefiel, the head of the Heartland Apostlic Prayer Network and friend of Texas governor Rick Perry (who is also going to Perry’s big Day of Prayer event) Libertas is also called the Freedom Goddess, Lady Freedom, the Goddess of Liberty. You know there’s… Continue reading The Statue of Liberty is UnAmerican!

The Gabrielle Giffords shooting was all a giant conspiracy!

Did you know the shooting of Rep Gabrielle Giffords and others was all a fake government conspiracy done by actors? Because according to some nutballs, it is. And the supporters are now harassing survivors of the attack! … Such obviously fantastic claims would usually not merit the attention of law enforcement, but they have in… Continue reading The Gabrielle Giffords shooting was all a giant conspiracy!

Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

As news of Osama bin Laden’s death reached the world, all of Twitter became a long-running late night talk show monologue as we waited for Obama’s speech officially announcing it. But there are those with no sense of humor, no jaded sarcasm as the world changes around them. They are bitter, they are crazy, and… Continue reading Wingnut Web – Osama Was Already Dead Edition

Obama releases Birth Certificate, Wingnuts unimpressed

Obama surrendered to the right once again and released his long-form birth certificate to try to quiet the insane birthers. Because Obama underestimates the insane racism of his opponents, this release matters 0.0000%, as no one ever will be convinced if they think he’s a foreign born Muslim commie Kenyan alien robot. Dissenters fall into… Continue reading Obama releases Birth Certificate, Wingnuts unimpressed

Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!

It’s true, just look at these scars! There can only be one explanation for this! No, not hair parting…BRAIN SURGERY SCARS!! And what was Barack Obama getting brain surgery on? Well, because he won’t let us dig deep into his private medical records, we can only assume that after Barack Obama was born, his brain… Continue reading Obama’s brain was replaced with Malcolm X’s!

Obama existed as a knee before anything else…

In a world where people are idiots, Obama’s entire life history has been fabricated with poorly photoshopped photos! Or these people are too dumb to understand jpg compression artifacts.. No, Obama’s entire life history is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Via MediaMatters: Jack Cashill, author of the charmingly insane book Deconstructing Obama, claims to have unearthed yet another shocking… Continue reading Obama existed as a knee before anything else…

More conservative fan fiction

“Winston, come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. “In a minute, honey, it’s a tie score,” he answered. Actually Winston wasn’t very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington. Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football… Continue reading More conservative fan fiction

US doomed due to Russian/Chinese Dream Sneak Attacks!

Looks like America is doomed again! I recently read more than 10 stories of folk having “visions” given to them by God about Russia and China attacking the U.S. In one of the visions, Russia was able to attack the U.S. UNDETECTED by simply entering Canada from the Beaufort Sea through the Northwest territories Saskatchewan… Continue reading US doomed due to Russian/Chinese Dream Sneak Attacks!